Transportation: Cool moves

Cool moves

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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It's not what you think, sorry

By Anonymous - 30/01/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I was driving home and stopped at a light. A cute guy in the truck ahead of me waved me forward and told me to roll down my window. It was the first time a cute guy had talked to me in a while so I was pretty excited. He told me to turn my lights on. FML

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By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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Called out but accurate

By brittbrat4 - 05/07/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

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Disappointed

By Lonelyhopeful - 05/12/2016 20:08

Today, I was driving in a busy area looking for a place to park. I happened to lock eyes with a really handsome man who was walking alongside the road. He approached my car with a huge, gorgeous smile, and as I rolled my window down, he asked, "Are you my Uber?" FML

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By unknown - 24/01/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML

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Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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False alarm

By sillyrabbit - 24/02/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, after I had filled up my car and got into it I saw a cute guy running towards me. I flashed a smile and left the door open and said, "Hey" when he was next to me. He said, "The pump is still attached to your car, you really should be more careful." FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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FREEBIRD!

By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML

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hazri 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:38

You found him cute but didnt want to smile back. Fyi, guys really hate it when girls play hard to get.

EMR_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:39

"but in order to be cool, " Automatic YDI. Stop trying to be "cool". Try being friendly and just be yourself. Much better than being cool. If you think he's cute just smile back.

Comments

yellowberri 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:29

hahah that sucks

smoeguy159 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 0:38

go to http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1757244

b182link 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 2:56

"but in order to be cool" ohh yess that works..

Randen_fml 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 3:52

anytime I see "trying to be cool" it's an immediate YDI

mkmtrumpeter 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:30

Hmmm... hopefully you're not a horrific singer :D

jumpgurl23 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:31

smart. NOT.

fcked 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:32

fail

Crimso 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:58

really

Lozza 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 20:05

yes

Sorrel 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 20:12

Pretending not to notice someone isn't cool, it is a dick thing to do. And honestly how hard could it have been to smile at him, or to not default to singing without music?

swooshq 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 22:42

I know! I hate these FMLs where people pretend not to notice their crush/cute person and just end up looking like a douchebag because of what they did while playing hard to get.

deaththekid_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:34

busted. but you do not gain anything by doing that

chimmy 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 15:10

agreed... who thinks its "cool" to be singing passionately in the car? ydi

NDnation44 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 6:10

thank-you. since when is it cool to sing in the car by yourself?

hazri 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:38

You found him cute but didnt want to smile back. Fyi, guys really hate it when girls play hard to get.

bobbetter 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:44

Well said. Thank wasn't being cool, that was a girl never getting into a serious relationship then later in life asking God why no one ever takes her seriously.

ZuRG_fml 7

Tuesday 7 July 2009 13:56

#7, I disagree. There's a difference between "dancing the dance savvy-like" and "acting uninterested and dismissive, figuring the guy will read your mind." Who hits on a woman who acts like she's 100% not interested? Creepers and assholes. OP, does this explain some trends...?

diet_otaku 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 17:18

absolutely. everybody needs to quit playing these stupid ******* mind games and just let someone know you're interested.

Jehanne_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 22:12

I'm in total agreement with #52. Do you really want to make creepiness a prerequisite for getting your attention?

mitch123456789 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:39

wow. nicee

EMR_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:39

"but in order to be cool, " Automatic YDI. Stop trying to be "cool". Try being friendly and just be yourself. Much better than being cool. If you think he's cute just smile back.