Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
Today, I was driving home and stopped at a light. A cute guy in the truck ahead of me waved me forward and told me to roll down my window. It was the first time a cute guy had talked to me in a while so I was pretty excited. He told me to turn my lights on. FML
Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I was in my car studying on the campus parking lot. It was cold outside so I had the windows up. I had a severe upset stomach and was privately drowning in my own flatulence. Moments later, my crush knocks on the window to ask me something. I had to roll the windows down. FML
Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML
Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML
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hazri 0
You found him cute but didnt want to smile back. Fyi, guys really hate it when girls play hard to get.
EMR_fml 0
"but in order to be cool, " Automatic YDI. Stop trying to be "cool". Try being friendly and just be yourself. Much better than being cool. If you think he's cute just smile back.
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Comments (175)
yellowberri 0
hahah that sucks
smoeguy159 0
go to http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1757244
b182link 0
"but in order to be cool" ohh yess that works..
Randen_fml 0
anytime I see "trying to be cool" it's an immediate YDI
mkmtrumpeter 0
Hmmm... hopefully you're not a horrific singer :D
jumpgurl23 0
smart. NOT.
fcked 0
fail
Crimso 0
really
Lozza 0
yes
Sorrel 0
Pretending not to notice someone isn't cool, it is a dick thing to do. And honestly how hard could it have been to smile at him, or to not default to singing without music?
swooshq 0
I know! I hate these FMLs where people pretend not to notice their crush/cute person and just end up looking like a douchebag because of what they did while playing hard to get.
deaththekid_fml 0
busted. but you do not gain anything by doing that
chimmy 0
agreed... who thinks its "cool" to be singing passionately in the car? ydi
NDnation44 0
thank-you. since when is it cool to sing in the car by yourself?
hazri 0
You found him cute but didnt want to smile back. Fyi, guys really hate it when girls play hard to get.
bobbetter 0
Well said. Thank wasn't being cool, that was a girl never getting into a serious relationship then later in life asking God why no one ever takes her seriously.
ZuRG_fml 7
#7, I disagree. There's a difference between "dancing the dance savvy-like" and "acting uninterested and dismissive, figuring the guy will read your mind." Who hits on a woman who acts like she's 100% not interested? Creepers and assholes. OP, does this explain some trends...?
diet_otaku 0
absolutely. everybody needs to quit playing these stupid ******* mind games and just let someone know you're interested.
Jehanne_fml 0
I'm in total agreement with #52. Do you really want to make creepiness a prerequisite for getting your attention?
mitch123456789 0
wow. nicee
EMR_fml 0
"but in order to be cool, " Automatic YDI. Stop trying to be "cool". Try being friendly and just be yourself. Much better than being cool. If you think he's cute just smile back.
zeos 0
Agreed. I'm also with #79. YDI =/
Shotgun_shawn_6 0
FAIL
DrAwesome 6
Wow, uhh... YDI. IF you REALLY wanted to impress him, bump some Barry Manilow and sing to that. He'll purr like a manatee, trust me.
Amphysvena 11
I think you mean walrus.
ashole1990 10
im pretty sure they only purr like a walrus when you shave their back ;]
DrAwesome 6
Well, I've never heard a walrus purr, but my pet manatee purrs all the time. Her name is Snuggles. :D