Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
You mean your ex-wife is going to be a mother. Even if she didn't do it the old-fashioned way, she still went behind your back.
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honestjane
| 22
Hopefully she meant you're adding a pet to the family. Which is still something that should be discussed beforehand in a healthy relationship.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
You mean your ex-wife is going to be a mother. Even if she didn't do it the old-fashioned way, she still went behind your back.
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melisssa87
| 30
I’m pretty sure she will blame it on the semen on the toilet seat at the mall
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Takegami
| 22
Yeah your “wife”
Gg no re
Gg no re
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infinitemonkey
| 21
Hmm...I don’t think it’s yours.
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honestjane
| 22
Hopefully she meant you're adding a pet to the family. Which is still something that should be discussed beforehand in a healthy relationship.
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Paul B. Gyurcsanszky
| 14
I think your “wife” has some explaining to do.
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protoskore
| 26
care to explain why "you" put wife in quotation marks?
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tibtak
| 20
Because when your “wife” is having a baby without you, she immediately becomes your “futur ex-wife”.
Of course there are some explanations and discussions, etc. But that’s still very likely
Of course there are some explanations and discussions, etc. But that’s still very likely
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tounces7
| 27
Since she obviously isn't saying you got her pregnant, clearly there's more to this story, as I doubt she'd so openly admit to having an affair and then say you're also one of the parents.
So either she adopted a kitten, or something else similar.
So either she adopted a kitten, or something else similar.
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darwin333
| 11
LUCY, you got some splaining to do
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Phillycheeze
| 20
The things that can be done with a Turkey baster these days
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fjvitt
| 14
I guess your the one with the strap-on?
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Bellisario
| 5
I don't know about your strap-on, but ours sure doesn't shoot fertile seen!