By Xandar - 09/11/2018 17:30

Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

You mean your ex-wife is going to be a mother. Even if she didn't do it the old-fashioned way, she still went behind your back.

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honestjane 22

Hopefully she meant you're adding a pet to the family. Which is still something that should be discussed beforehand in a healthy relationship.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

You mean your ex-wife is going to be a mother. Even if she didn't do it the old-fashioned way, she still went behind your back.

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honestjane 22

Hopefully she meant you're adding a pet to the family. Which is still something that should be discussed beforehand in a healthy relationship.

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Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

I think your “wife” has some explaining to do.

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protoskore 27

care to explain why "you" put wife in quotation marks?

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tibtak 20

Because when your “wife” is having a baby without you, she immediately becomes your “futur ex-wife”. Of course there are some explanations and discussions, etc. But that’s still very likely

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tounces7 27

Since she obviously isn't saying you got her pregnant, clearly there's more to this story, as I doubt she'd so openly admit to having an affair and then say you're also one of the parents. So either she adopted a kitten, or something else similar.

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Phillycheeze 20

The things that can be done with a Turkey baster these days

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fjvitt 14

I guess your the one with the strap-on?

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Bellisario 5

I don't know about your strap-on, but ours sure doesn't shoot fertile seen!

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Bellisario 5

Semen*. Now there's a correction I never thought I'd have to make.

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awkardtaco 12

No, you. You're going to be a parent. You u cheated. your **** up. She doesn't have to support you through that. don't **** around in relationships

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adelaine782002 17

learn how to ******* read fmls..and type correctly...your shit doesn't make sense

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awkardtaco 12

I misread and I apologize op. can't edit or delete unfortunately

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