By Xandar - 09/11/2018 17:30

Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
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You mean your ex-wife is going to be a mother. Even if she didn't do it the old-fashioned way, she still went behind your back.

Hopefully she meant you're adding a pet to the family. Which is still something that should be discussed beforehand in a healthy relationship.

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You mean your ex-wife is going to be a mother. Even if she didn't do it the old-fashioned way, she still went behind your back.

Yeah your “wife” Gg no re

Hmm...I don’t think it’s yours.

Hopefully she meant you're adding a pet to the family. Which is still something that should be discussed beforehand in a healthy relationship.

Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

I think your “wife” has some explaining to do.

care to explain why "you" put wife in quotation marks?

Because when your “wife” is having a baby without you, she immediately becomes your “futur ex-wife”. Of course there are some explanations and discussions, etc. But that’s still very likely

tounces7 27

Since she obviously isn't saying you got her pregnant, clearly there's more to this story, as I doubt she'd so openly admit to having an affair and then say you're also one of the parents. So either she adopted a kitten, or something else similar.

LUCY, you got some splaining to do

The things that can be done with a Turkey baster these days

I guess your the one with the strap-on?

Bellisario 5

I don't know about your strap-on, but ours sure doesn't shoot fertile seen!

Bellisario 5

Semen*. Now there's a correction I never thought I'd have to make.

awkardtaco 12

No, you. You're going to be a parent. You u cheated. your fuck up. She doesn't have to support you through that. don't fuck around in relationships

Reread the FML and come back.

adelaine782002 17

learn how to fucking read fmls..and type correctly...your shit doesn't make sense

awkardtaco 12

I misread and I apologize op. can't edit or delete unfortunately