By bootyislife - 03/02/2015 04:36 - United States - Seattle

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 154
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So, I'm guessing there was no need for oil.

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idk bout you guys but that kinda makes me hard ¯_(ツ)_/¯

She must be giving him the good old Deluxe R. Kelly backrub.

OP I feel you... My girlfriend and I had sex in the cow girl position and as she climaxed she drenched me in urine... I have learnt having sex with a full bladder may intensify it but it's not worth it

I guess she thought you liked golden showers haha

Some guys pay for that!

#93 I doubt it was urine. she probably just gushed all over you. its similar to a squirter. its not actual urine

#111 When females squirt it's the same as urine.

So, I'm guessing there was no need for oil.

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is that not what Devquan said

It's like one of those moments when you're taking an epic shit, and then you realize it just turned into a shower.

oh shit! Its anal assassin!

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Now you just have to take a shower together to get clean. Go with it, man!

Did you at least say "bless you"?

Oh poor girl! I hope she isn't too embarrassed.

Sounds like urine quite a predicament

It could have been poop...

Are you ready for the funk!?

... Because uptown funk gon' give it to yah!

Minor setback if you ask me.

well no need to get all pissy about it. she meant good...