By bootyislife - 03/02/2015 04:36 - United States - Seattle

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 261
You deserved it 4 987

Same thing different taste

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idk bout you guys but that kinda makes me hard ¯_(ツ)_/¯

MetalxSoldier 26

She must be giving him the good old Deluxe R. Kelly backrub.

OP I feel you... My girlfriend and I had sex in the cow girl position and as she climaxed she drenched me in urine... I have learnt having sex with a full bladder may intensify it but it's not worth it

I guess she thought you liked golden showers haha

#93 I doubt it was urine. she probably just gushed all over you. its similar to a squirter. its not actual urine

Gaernem 17

#111 When females squirt it's the same as urine.

So, I'm guessing there was no need for oil.

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YourOpinionSucks 22

It's like one of those moments when you're taking an epic shit, and then you realize it just turned into a shower.

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Now you just have to take a shower together to get clean. Go with it, man!

well no need to get all pissy about it. she meant good...