We all do it. Don't we?

By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 042
You deserved it 13 738

Same thing different taste

Top comments

christa953 12

and?? I've seen boys do that too. lol


sexyscooter 0
The_grumpy_bear 0

So you'd better watch out the next time she asks you to smell her finger.

DarkHelmet 10

that is ****** trifling!!!! yeah it's time to test the market for a new girl homie

sexyscooter 0

yeah dude. find a new one, this one has gotta go

deafeningsilence 8

11- 1 is trying to say that they're first. Notice the capital letters and emphasis on "FIRST".

So imagine if she fingers herself...

VoidDreams 0
iTaylor 0

Could've scratched her ass and then tried to hand-feed you.

LMAO that's nasty did it turn u on u probably scratched ur balls and did the same thing

mintcar 9

46, haha you're right. Anyways OP did she tell you what her fingers smelled like?

FYL_hardd 0

Start looking for a new girl.. This one seems to think she's a monkey or something.

iTaylor 0

yeah you should probably refrain from holding hands with her from now on.

scratch and sniff, but not the type you find in books

sexyscooter 0

yeah i couldnt resist it. u ppl got me. but op needs to find a new girl

Sonfang 19

Maybe she was sniffing to check freshness...guys complain when girls smell down there. So really op it's your fault, you forced her to smell her fingers.

62, why is your pic someone taking a pic?

honestly people, there's absolutely nothing wrong with this. maybe she smells good down there and she enjoys the smell. ;)

omg that's disgusting, time to find a new girl :S

KiddNYC1O 20

74- the female in that pic is leighton meester

maybe... just MAYBE... she had an itch and was seeing if it smelled weird. she may have had a yeast infection recently and was wondering if it was better. regardless, it's not an FML. gross, yes, but not fml worthy.

O.O umm.. I've seen guys doing that! don't get why people feel so uncomfortable with the human body. Don't get why guys feel the need to call it gross when they are reputed to do worse. :P Btw OP, you are a jerk! She was probably in the bathroom grooming herself >_<. I bet you sneaked that eye-full.

Igor_g5 0

Because they took the pic looking in a mirror so he could see what he was doing. Lots of peoples pics are like that.

Christopher08 0

damn u gots a dirty hoe didn't Any one tell u to pick a lady with class

christa953 12

22 I didn't say guys always do that. I only said I have seen boys do that. and no I didn't go out with a guy who did that... or at least I think. hahaha

HaylLOVESJake 0

Its not OP's fault? his girl is jus nasty.

those are people from gossip girl. so obviously he didn't take the picture. just used it from online

XxconradxX 0

that's the 1382th time I heard that

Igor_g5 0

Class is making sure you don't stink when I'm licking and sucking on your pussy.

momony_fml 0

maybe she had a craving for tuna !

OopsieDaisies 0

66-happy birthday! If thats ur real birthday. :)

Chyea dude , Jesus loves DGK . So does Desarmo

-71 I like your logic, and 75 has me wondering now lol

there was a saying/meme ages ago called Scratch and Sniff. this was like 80-90's and it was a huge thing back then. (yes the same scratch and sniff that the OPs gf did) and it was a unisex thing. both guys and girls did it. I guess her parents did then. :P

pepper3434 0

And it's okay when guys scratch their crotch AND adjust themselves in public?

Megan36 3

would everyone stop saying he needs to find a new girlfriend I agree it's disgusting but guys do it all the time

Didn't anyone tell you how to speak English?

christa953 12

and?? I've seen boys do that too. lol

exactly. guys scratch their nuts then always smell their fingers after

MrM420 0

I've scratched my nuts plenty of times. I've never smelt my fingers afterwards though I'm not really curious about what my balls smell like.

idk the guys u date but I sure as he'll don't do that

Maybe you should be, MrM. Some guys are completely unaware that they REEK.

MrM420 0

LOL #52 I at least have enough sense to wash them when I shower.

NightSkyx 0
Igor_g5 0

Yes I wash thoroughly when I shower and so does my GF. But sometimes a lot of hot sweaty hours pass between our showers and the time one of us sticks our face in it. Just because you washed it this morning doesn't mean it smells good tonite.

atomicwedgie4u 0

guys scratch or fix them selves because they have something to adjust or a hair caught. with that said I don't know any girls that need to fix their lips or that would sniff their fingers after they scratch. were's she scratching that that would make her think it needed a good whiff.

I have scratched my nether region as well but never had the urge to take a whiff of what my fingers have gone through cause that is pretty nasty.

Heads up: girls get hairs or lips caught in their underwear. They need to adjust sometimes too. Naturally

yamiibaybee 0

ohh eww she had a moment I guess ... or maybe she was curious.? ... the world may never know.

ew but guys do it all the time, maybe not sniff their fingers but....

They do sniff their fingers most of the time even if we don’t think they do

kristen1823 0

HAHAHA oh my gosh! That made me laugh really hard! LOL! <--- I hate when people say that...

Igor_g5 0

#10 does not look like an ape. She's actually kind of cute. that was a disgusting thing to say.

Igor_g5 0

Racist much ASSHOLE BITCH!!!

justajoker 0

Well, you look like a monkey. Elitism?

OochenSnoochen 15

You're helicopter looks primitive. modernism?

Your comeback looks redundant repetitiveism?

MetalFish 0

that got old fast... -ism (hey, im not a c-c-c-c-combo breaker!)

Tell her it's a turn on and your turn next. lol could be worse things to scratch and sniff ;)