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By hotheadslav - 21/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML
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Hunthas 17

That's snot what you want at the end of a date :O

You really blew it.

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Hunthas 17

That's snot what you want at the end of a date :O

Redoxx_fml 22

You could say it really blew up in his face. Well maybe more here than his...

The pun would have been better if you removed the s from that's.

Gotta love allergies

You really blew it.

at least he didn't blow something else

newyorkerkyle 24

I love these types of comments puns are the best !

Well thats a snotty situation..

You've got to learn to pick your words carefully or who nose what will happen.

Hopefully she was forgiving, just blame it on the air that night...

Que Phil Collins drum solo!

Next time you should take something.

I have all sorts of allergies-- especially this time of year. Sometimes they sneak up on you and sometimes it's just a random sneeze. I do the best I can to rotate my head and cover my mouth. But sneezes can be sneaky.

RenoTheRhino 30

That'd be a heck of a story to tell if you two continue dating or become wedded.

Incoming sneezing jokes

If she continues to date you after that then she is a keeper.

qdawg06 23

Let's hope the first kiss made up for it.