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By hotheadslav - 21/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML
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Hunthas 17

That's snot what you want at the end of a date :O

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Hunthas 17

That's snot what you want at the end of a date :O

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Redoxx_fml 22

You could say it really blew up in his face. Well maybe more here than his...

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LastResort318 14

The pun would have been better if you removed the s from that's.

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newyorkerkyle 24

I love these types of comments puns are the best !

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ComoEsJuan 24

You've got to learn to pick your words carefully or who nose what will happen.

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C_Celine_101 19

Hopefully she was forgiving, just blame it on the air that night...

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taifi89 5

Next time you should take something.

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chinaski7628 32

I have all sorts of allergies-- especially this time of year. Sometimes they sneak up on you and sometimes it's just a random sneeze. I do the best I can to rotate my head and cover my mouth. But sneezes can be sneaky.

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RenoTheRhino 30

That'd be a heck of a story to tell if you two continue dating or become wedded.

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milehigh52 22

If she continues to date you after that then she is a keeper.

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qdawg06 23

Let's hope the first kiss made up for it.

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