Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML I agree, your life sucks 145134 I agree, your life sucks 145134 You deserved it 12338 You deserved it 12338 6 1 3 100 By hipprep83 / Friday 20 March 2009 17:40 / United States
Today, I woke up to find my freshly dry-cleaned $200 suit not on my bed. Instead I found my drunk ex-girlfriend. Not only did she break into my house,... I agree, your life sucks 33128 I agree, your life sucks 33128 You deserved it 2980 You deserved it 2980 87
Today, I was reciting lines for a play that I'm in. It was going great, until I realized that I was actually reciting my scripted sales pitch from my telemarketing... I agree, your life sucks 26112 I agree, your life sucks 26112 You deserved it 7877 You deserved it 7877 64
Today, I wanted to take a nap after cleaning my apartment, so I put the trash outside the front door and put a note on the door for my roommate, saying,... I agree, your life sucks 11182 I agree, your life sucks 11182 You deserved it 1927 You deserved it 1927 37
Today, I reported to my part-time job for a shift in what we call the dungeon because it’s cold and drafty. Meanwhile, just down the hallway, the full-timers... I agree, your life sucks 1167 I agree, your life sucks 1167 You deserved it 101 You deserved it 101 4
Today, we had a patient projectile vomiting in our ambulance. I didn't know she had puked on our cot until I found it with my bare hand at the hospital.... I agree, your life sucks 11 I agree, your life sucks 11 You deserved it 2 You deserved it 2
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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