Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML I agree, your life sucks 145182 I agree, your life sucks 145182 You deserved it 12343 You deserved it 12343 6 1 3 105 By hipprep83 / Friday 20 March 2009 17:40 / United States
Today, my mother-in-law turned up at my doorstep close to midnight, drunk off her tits, crying about how my wife is punishing her and throwing her life... I agree, your life sucks 23971 I agree, your life sucks 23971 You deserved it 1563 You deserved it 1563 49
Today, my family and I noticed that our Christmas tree had been stolen from our front garden. Last night, a group of girls from my village posted a status... I agree, your life sucks 27570 I agree, your life sucks 27570 You deserved it 15873 You deserved it 15873 81
Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking... I agree, your life sucks 54422 I agree, your life sucks 54422 You deserved it 12363 You deserved it 12363 26
Today I was on a date with a beautiful girl and had just finished a $300 dinner when my father called claiming my dog died, of course I left my date and... I agree, your life sucks 1435 I agree, your life sucks 1435 You deserved it 143 You deserved it 143 11
Today I was chatting with the morbidly obese cleaner. After asking her if she had any time off over the holidays, she answered that she hadn't, but she... I agree, your life sucks 802 I agree, your life sucks 802 You deserved it 341 You deserved it 341 7
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until i realised...
Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was,...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
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