By Walter - 24/10/2015 03:17 - Spain

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 015
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What caused you to throw up? Was she not clean down there?

Prepare her an amazing bubble bath and pray she lets you kiss her again.

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Sounds like a sick situation.

You tried to force it, and it didn't work

I disagree, it was hilarious to me but we are entitled to different opinions...

We are also entitled to the dislike button

Guess that's one way to tell her that her cooch stinks

*slow descent into madness*

Who wants chowder?.. *slow vomit*

*slow comment*

Nice chain break

*slowly comes out of the closet*

What caused you to throw up? Was she not clean down there?

it was the fish tacos he had.

Perhaps he was nervous... Nerves are a real bitch sometimes.

Maybe his GF really needed a shower.

I hope, for OP's sake, that that wasn't the case. Otherwise, this'll be one grand FML.

There's just something about that in between the legs kiss.

why? did she not clean herself properly or were you sick before?

If she didn't clean properly it will be even worse now... I can't begin to imagine what that would do to a vag. O_o

#58, it turns it into the blue waffle .

Prepare her an amazing bubble bath and pray she lets you kiss her again.

Yeah prepare her a bath and say "hint hint" (if it was because of her that he vomited).

Bubble baths are bad for lady bits. Throws off the ph or something.

Yikes. Hoping it wasn't because of her lack of hygiene. If it wasn't make sure to tell her! I'm sure she'll be self conscious about it now

Oh god I hope you were sick before then that's just gross. and if you were I feel bad for your girlfriend, poor girl probably thinks there's something wrong with her.. but if you weren't then thats probably gonna be a very awkward conversation..

It was that bad down there? FHerL. In any case, surely you must have felt it was going to happen, why not try stopping or at least aim away from her?

Maybe something that has to do with her body,anyways FYL and your girlfriend