You tried to force it, and it didn't work

I disagree, it was hilarious to me but we are entitled to different opinions...

We are also entitled to the dislike button

Guess that's one way to tell her that her cooch stinks

*slow fap*

*slow nap*

*slow trap*

*slow crap*

*slow app*

*slow descent into madness*

Who wants chowder?.. *slow vomit*

*much slow*

*slow comment*

Nice chain break

*slowly comes out of the closet*

it was the fish tacos he had.

Perhaps he was nervous... Nerves are a real bitch sometimes.

Maybe his GF really needed a shower.

I hope, for OP's sake, that that wasn't the case. Otherwise, this'll be one grand FML.

There's just something about that in between the legs kiss.

If she didn't clean properly it will be even worse now... I can't begin to imagine what that would do to a vag. O_o

#58, it turns it into the blue waffle .

Oh gross!

Yeah prepare her a bath and say "hint hint" (if it was because of her that he vomited).

Bubble baths are bad for lady bits. Throws off the ph or something.