Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML
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lifesize_barbie
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lmao!! this is seriously hilarious!! hahahaha... fyl... hahahaha
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austinryansmith
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dude I feel sorry for .......HER lol wow
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JinxTheMagician
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turn your head you fukin mong!
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Bloxygen
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haha I love the word 'mong' but seriously turn ur head
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TeagaaanBee
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aha sure, you "sneezed" all over her face.. gotcha ;)
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christianpulis
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Someone's roosterteeth fan
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slushmo
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Hopefully you have a normal relationship where you feel comfortable saying "I have to sneeze" at which point you can just lean next to her and quickly half-sneeze (you know, sort of holding it in with your tongue but letting most of the pressure out) and nothing bad happens. I can't imagine what position you'd be in where you can't aim away from her face.
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theshadow013
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This is hilarious. Had I been the girl I would've giggled after going EWWW!! But it would've been funny, nonetheless.
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DynamicDave
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Haha she got bodily fluids on her in two places at once!
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sunsetxcrash
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That would be an immediate breakup for douchebaggery.
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bug56
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turn face to the left, away from her face/body etc.
sneeze
continue.
Are you braindead?
sneeze
continue.
Are you braindead?
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perdix
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Tell her she should be glad you didn't sneeze all over her "intimate bits."
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GillesDeRais
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You know, you can turn away and use your upper arm/inner elbow for that sort of thing. I've done the same more than once.
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Mortanious
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Hahahahahaha YDI, and if that fucked up your life, I don't want to hear you cry when she queefs. Geez you're going to cut yourself now?
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theshadow013
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LOL Seriously! And imagine the tragedy if one of them happens to fart during sex.
A healthy relationship, you can laugh these things off. After all you're only human :D
A healthy relationship, you can laugh these things off. After all you're only human :D
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SusanaSaysRawrxD
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I swear I've seen this same FML before, word-for-word. o_0
sneeze
continue.
Are you braindead?