By WorstMedicalBill - United States
  Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML
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By  slushmo  |  0

Hopefully you have a normal relationship where you feel comfortable saying "I have to sneeze" at which point you can just lean next to her and quickly half-sneeze (you know, sort of holding it in with your tongue but letting most of the pressure out) and nothing bad happens. I can't imagine what position you'd be in where you can't aim away from her face.

  theshadow013  |  0

LOL Seriously! And imagine the tragedy if one of them happens to fart during sex.
A healthy relationship, you can laugh these things off. After all you're only human :D