By WorstMedicalBill - 20/11/2009 14:53 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML
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bug56 0

turn face to the left, away from her face/body etc. sneeze continue. Are you braindead?

Haha she got bodily fluids on her in two places at once!

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lmao!! this is seriously hilarious!! hahahaha... fyl... hahahaha

dude I feel sorry for .......HER lol wow

turn your head you fukin mong!

haha I love the word 'mong' but seriously turn ur head

aha sure, you "sneezed" all over her face.. gotcha ;)

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Hopefully you have a normal relationship where you feel comfortable saying "I have to sneeze" at which point you can just lean next to her and quickly half-sneeze (you know, sort of holding it in with your tongue but letting most of the pressure out) and nothing bad happens. I can't imagine what position you'd be in where you can't aim away from her face.

This is hilarious. Had I been the girl I would've giggled after going EWWW!! But it would've been funny, nonetheless.

Haha she got bodily fluids on her in two places at once!

sunsetxcrash 3

That would be an immediate breakup for douchebaggery.

bug56 0

turn face to the left, away from her face/body etc. sneeze continue. Are you braindead?

perdix 29

Tell her she should be glad you didn't sneeze all over her "intimate bits."

GillesDeRais 0

You know, you can turn away and use your upper arm/inner elbow for that sort of thing. I've done the same more than once.

Hahahahahaha YDI, and if that fucked up your life, I don't want to hear you cry when she queefs. Geez you're going to cut yourself now?

LOL Seriously! And imagine the tragedy if one of them happens to fart during sex. A healthy relationship, you can laugh these things off. After all you're only human :D

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

I swear I've seen this same FML before, word-for-word. o_0