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  Bibliovore  |  26

#10, "who are you to judge"? Someone on FML who's offered two judgement buttons, up or down, on every. single. post. Judging is kind of encouraged here.

By  seriouslygrowup  |  11

I used to like fml because people would get "you deserved it" for these types of "FML". These days theres just a bunch of "aaaaw shaaame" sympathizers hitting that "your life sucks" button. *sigh*

By  immaMonsta  |  8

Sorry OP but you deserve it. Not kind of deserve it, but you full blown deserve it. I'm sure the slippers are at an acceptable price and you can go get your own. Even if they're not, settle for a cheaper pair. Hey, you may even find something even more comfortable than the pair you keep stealing from your brother.

By  marcmaralou  |  15

This reminds me of when I was on the baseball team in high school. One player would always steal people's gatorades, so one day one of the guys pissed in a Gatorade bottle and left it out in the open... he actually drank it

  xleanne_aLly  |  23

Aww ever sick! We need a follow up on this.

Did he ever find out?
Did you ask him how he didn't notice?
Do pee and yellow Gatorade taste the same?

Makes you wonder what's in Gatorade.