By bootyislife - 03/02/2015 04:36 - United States - Seattle
Same thing different taste
By spitty - 14/04/2015 21:50 - United States - Willoughby
By WorstMedicalBill - 20/11/2009 14:53 - United States
You coming?
By snotface - 23/04/2009 19:47 - United States
By Walter - 24/10/2015 03:17 - Spain
Nice outing
By Anonymous - 07/12/2019 05:00 - United Kingdom - London
That'll do it
By Zippyzoo - 03/02/2009 22:16 - United States
By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00
We all do it. Don't we?
By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 07:30 - United States
Hott
By hotheadslav - 21/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Warsaw
The sensual world
By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 21:51 - Canada
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Maybe don't bring it up. She's probable mortified. I'm sure it wasn't intentional
Probably* sorry
why the hell would you complain that's hot as shit
Sounds like she may want some kinky foreplay
Why is this on here!?! That isn't even THAT bad...
That's actually hilarious
I bet you were pissed
Did you say "bless you " Atleast ?
Hey man? it happens
This is my first time using this website and everyone uses puns in a fml story
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So, I'm guessing there was no need for oil.
Was it sexy?