By spitty - 14/04/2015 21:50 - United States - Willoughby

Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML
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Pee on him/her to show dominance

Sounds like you're not the only one who was feeling relaxed.

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Sounds like you're not the only one who was feeling relaxed.

Mhm ;) looks like someone else enjoyed it OP.

She should be flattered! Most women try very hard to look good enough to be drooled over.

Pee on him/her to show dominance

Okay white Obama haha

R Kelly would not recommend that.

Some natural oil.

Hey, more massage oil.

xivoricbutterfly 25

Maybe the therapist couldn't help it. He/she really liked your assets

He was drooling over you

Look at it this way, maybe you had such an awesome body, that the Therapist literally drooled over it.

#8, I bet they like the thighs and breast cuts on their food if you know what I mean.

That sucks, OP. But hey, maybe you could get another massage for free for having to deal with that XD

People make mistakes but that's just gross. FYL op I would've freaked out.

Well, I guess the ending was a little less happy than most...