By spitty - 14/04/2015 21:50 - United States - Willoughby

Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 519
You deserved it 2 187

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like you're not the only one who was feeling relaxed.

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Sounds like you're not the only one who was feeling relaxed.

Mhm ;) looks like someone else enjoyed it OP.

psychopolarbear 28

She should be flattered! Most women try very hard to look good enough to be drooled over.

xivoricbutterfly 25

Maybe the therapist couldn't help it. He/she really liked your assets

c_wyld 21

Look at it this way, maybe you had such an awesome body, that the Therapist literally drooled over it.

#8, I bet they like the thighs and breast cuts on their food if you know what I mean.

That sucks, OP. But hey, maybe you could get another massage for free for having to deal with that XD

People make mistakes but that's just gross. FYL op I would've freaked out.

Well, I guess the ending was a little less happy than most...