FML : Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML

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Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By spitty - / Tuesday 14 April 2015 21:50 / United States - Willoughby

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By Lorenzo1102 | 21

#6263326 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:02

Pee on him/her to show dominance

By capnbzarr | 43

#6263325 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:00

Sounds like you're not the only one who was feeling relaxed.

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By capnbzarr | 43

#6263325 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:00

Sounds like you're not the only one who was feeling relaxed.

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funsizedliz | 15

#6263358 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:48

Mhm ;) looks like someone else enjoyed it OP.

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psychopolarbear | 28

#6264099 - Thursday 16 April 2015 5:24

She should be flattered! Most women try very hard to look good enough to be drooled over.

By Lorenzo1102 | 21

#6263326 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:02

Pee on him/her to show dominance

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kibster9 | 20

#6263347 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:31

Okay white Obama haha

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milehigh52 | 22

#6263389 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 10:48

R Kelly would not recommend that.

By sstahpp | 33

#6263329 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:05

Some natural oil.

By betweenwinds | 18

#6263330 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:05

Hey, more massage oil.

By xivoricbutterfly | 25

#6263331 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:06

Maybe the therapist couldn't help it. He/she really liked your assets

By badassmf1234 | 22

#6263332 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:07

He was drooling over you

By c_wyld | 21

#6263333 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:07

Look at it this way, maybe you had such an awesome body, that the Therapist literally drooled over it.

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Retaheki | 27

#6263370 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 10:05

#8, I bet they like the thighs and breast cuts on their food if you know what I mean.

By errienneimagine | 20

#6263344 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:20

That sucks, OP. But hey, maybe you could get another massage for free for having to deal with that XD

By tfriend3 | 15

#6263350 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:38

People make mistakes but that's just gross. FYL op I would've freaked out.

By bdsmslave | 18

#6263359 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 9:52

Well, I guess the ending was a little less happy than most...

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