By spitty - 14/04/2015 21:50 - United States - Willoughby

Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML
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Lorenzo1102 21
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Pee on him/her to show dominance

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capnbzarr 43
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Sounds like you're not the only one who was feeling relaxed.

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capnbzarr 43
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Sounds like you're not the only one who was feeling relaxed.

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funsizedliz 15
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Mhm ;) looks like someone else enjoyed it OP.

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psychopolarbear 28

She should be flattered! Most women try very hard to look good enough to be drooled over.

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Lorenzo1102 21
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Pee on him/her to show dominance

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kibster9 20
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Okay white Obama haha

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milehigh52 22
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R Kelly would not recommend that.

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sstahpp 33
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Some natural oil.

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betweenwinds 18
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Hey, more massage oil.

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xivoricbutterfly 25

Maybe the therapist couldn't help it. He/she really liked your assets

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badassmf1234 22
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He was drooling over you

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c_wyld 21

Look at it this way, maybe you had such an awesome body, that the Therapist literally drooled over it.

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Retaheki 27
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#8, I bet they like the thighs and breast cuts on their food if you know what I mean.

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errienneimagine 20
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That sucks, OP. But hey, maybe you could get another massage for free for having to deal with that XD

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tfriend3 15
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People make mistakes but that's just gross. FYL op I would've freaked out.

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bdsmslave 18
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Well, I guess the ending was a little less happy than most...

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