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#5, you're full of shit.
As for the poster, that's pretty embarrassing, but so is a queef and we don't really care. So what if you sneezed. If a chick sneezed on me, I'd just wash my face. Not like you did it on purpose.
yeah, it's probably just super embarrassing, plus we don't know if it was his first (while with her) so she could feel pretty bad about it, especially if she worked really hard for a long time to get there..
I might have stopped and laughed if that happened.
@7: I dunno, it's adorable when a small animal sneezes, but when a human does it's kinda usually loud and messy.
@9: haha, ew.
did he say "god bless you"?
LOL. I bet it was actually pretty fun for him though, muscles clenching and all that.