By anon - United States - Bloomington
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
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  bluebluhblou  |  15

"this is 911, who's calling"
"Hey, I want to report a stranger on my property."
"could you describe him please?"
"Well he's quite fat with a long black hat on his head.... he's also really pale... Oh my God I think he's naked......Oh shit, nevermiiiiiiind.. April's fool?"
"It's.... February "
"okay bye"