By anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
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arachnophile 13

I really I hope I'm not the only one picturing that claymation Frosty creeping in someone's yard

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xleanne_aLly 23

Or those crqzy snow mans attacking a city. I seen some evil eyebrow ones, in a recent car commercial.

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BoaNikolaos 14

Frosty is chillin in the front yard not watching

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brand125 17

what? do people not even try to relate their puns to the fml anymore?

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littleteapot 21

Dr. Simeon is coming for you!

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thes7274473 19

I think it's just Mr Simeon, but I'm not sure. Regardless, this guy better start imagining puddles of melted snowy slush.

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immaloser95 28

OP saw the 'mystery man' in his own yard. Not someone else's. Maybe read the FML next time?

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bluebluhblou 15

"this is 911, who's calling" "Hey, I want to report a stranger on my property." "could you describe him please?" "Well he's quite fat with a long black hat on his head.... he's also really pale... Oh my God I think he's naked......Oh shit, nevermiiiiiiind.. April's fool?" "It's.... February " "okay bye"

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