By anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
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I really I hope I'm not the only one picturing that claymation Frosty creeping in someone's yard

Or those crqzy snow mans attacking a city. I seen some evil eyebrow ones, in a recent car commercial.

Frosty is chillin in the front yard not watching

what? do people not even try to relate their puns to the fml anymore?

littleteapot 21

I think it's just Mr Simeon, but I'm not sure. Regardless, this guy better start imagining puddles of melted snowy slush.

OP saw the 'mystery man' in his own yard. Not someone else's. Maybe read the FML next time?

bluebluhblou 15

"this is 911, who's calling" "Hey, I want to report a stranger on my property." "could you describe him please?" "Well he's quite fat with a long black hat on his head.... he's also really pale... Oh my God I think he's naked......Oh shit, nevermiiiiiiind.. April's fool?" "It's.... February " "okay bye"