By KiDCuSHi - Canada
  Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Half way through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She won't talk to me. FML
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  eminemchick  |  19

i always use medieval english while sexting. "i passeth the vaseline so thy can rub uponest thy dick surfacesth"
doesnt it just get you so hot and bothered?:D

  5t3ff1k4h  |  44

42 - They do so spell that badly. Some of them post here, others are grown men and women who work in a professional environment. Food for thought.

  tona01  |  16

Well i think it depends on how stupid the spelling mistake was right. I would be compelled to correct my girlfriend if she wrote zecks instead of sex or or pussy with a double c


Smart up kiddo, gf is NOT your science professor - they never like it when you criticize, even when it's true or right! GFs are just walking three holes to play with. Then earlier you'll notice then easier your life will be. (Sorry girls if you fell offended - prove me wrong!)

  moshipoo  |  0

192- Directly related to the freakin' water powered car cover up. The man wouldn't release it because they named it 'Da H2Go', which would have caused the grammar nazis and the science tyrants to form together in an unstoppable force!!!!

  ck11_fml  |  1

177- you don't get laid much, do you?

and "a smartass that knows English" .....

do you mean just stop acting like an intelligent human being? That can be really difficult (for some of us)

  Marcella1016  |  31

Iz oviuslee a jok. Your tha idiutz four not relizing it. _-_

*translation for those who fail to recognize typed sarcasm*
It's obviously a joke. You're the idiots for not realizing it -_-

By  Nevitt  |  9

ruin her reputation by forwarding them to your friends, its fun until she kills herself

  yamatelle  |  19

Have you considered putting yourself in OP's girlfriend's shoes? Maybe that will help you understand the flaws in your comment a bit more. That's not something to joke about.

  perdix  |  29

Yes, once they see how poorly she spells, she will have to leave town. Or may qualify for euthanasia.

Dan Quayle never fully recovered from "Potatoe"-gate. Once your poor spelling skills are revealed to the community, your status plummets.

  Jaxx66  |  21

Why would someone commit suicide over a fowarded text??? Seriously people have lame reasons these days. No it's not funny, but it's pathetic how butthurt this world is these days.

  DjeePee  |  24

Oh, come on, 1) the characters are limited in sms (I try to write without mistakes, but sometimes I just can't, because I'm out of space), 2) a spelling mistake is easily made and 3) it was a friggin' sexual sms, you know, one of those you write when you're extremely horny and want to share that feeling with your partner? I don't think many people will doublecheck them.