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26- "hate" also only has one "t". You can't just go around correcting only half of people's problems; imagine the chaos!

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i always use medieval english while sexting. "i passeth the vaseline so thy can rub uponest thy dick surfacesth" doesnt it just get you so hot and bothered?:D

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42 - They do so spell that badly. Some of them post here, others are grown men and women who work in a professional environment. Food for thought.

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Well i think it depends on how stupid the spelling mistake was right. I would be compelled to correct my girlfriend if she wrote zecks instead of sex or or pussy with a double c

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192- Directly related to the freakin' water powered car cover up. The man wouldn't release it because they named it 'Da H2Go', which would have caused the grammar nazis and the science tyrants to form together in an unstoppable force!!!!

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Hey karmas a bitch ur gona punch sone one in the balls and one day when u get prego some dude is gona punch u in the stomach

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177- you don't get laid much, do you? and "a smartass that knows English" ..... do you mean just stop acting like an intelligent human being? That can be really difficult (for some of us)

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Iz oviuslee a jok. Your tha idiutz four not relizing it. _-_ *translation for those who fail to recognize typed sarcasm* It's obviously a joke. You're the idiots for not realizing it -_-

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It went WAY over their heads... It was funny though. I think their responses made it even funnier.

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I'm sure there won't be a next time. I think that's why she hasn't sexted him in so long. YDI for being an overbearing prick.

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Have you considered putting yourself in OP's girlfriend's shoes? Maybe that will help you understand the flaws in your comment a bit more. That's not something to joke about.

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Yes, once they see how poorly she spells, she will have to leave town. Or may qualify for euthanasia. Dan Quayle never fully recovered from "Potatoe"-gate. Once your poor spelling skills are revealed to the community, your status plummets.

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Why would someone commit suicide over a fowarded text??? Seriously people have lame reasons these days. No it's not funny, but it's pathetic how butthurt this world is these days.

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111- she wouldn't commit suicide because he forwarded the text. She would because of the way people would treat her after they read it.

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Maybe we should ruin your life and see how you like it. Oh wait you'll probably do that without any help.

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Or maybe she could just learn to spell properly, and double check everything she writes. It's honestly not that difficult.

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Oh, come on, 1) the characters are limited in sms (I try to write without mistakes, but sometimes I just can't, because I'm out of space), 2) a spelling mistake is easily made and 3) it was a friggin' sexual sms, you know, one of those you write when you're extremely horny and want to share that feeling with your partner? I don't think many people will doublecheck them.

Next time, role play and be her english teacher. She won't mind being corrected then. Every misspelled word and grammar could mean tons of fun :)

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