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By anonymous - 25/6/2016 20:03 - United States - Lowell
Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML
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By  Tripartita  |  44

Why does this FML have a chili pepper next to it? I know the pepper denotes sexual FMLs, and I'm trying to figure out which word seems sexual. If the linguistic intelligence behind the NSFW filter can understand innuendo ("large, angry snake"), I'm significantly more worried about it becoming self aware and causing judgement day.

It would be sort of poetic for an entity born inside FML to cause the greatest FML of all.

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By  Tripartita  |  44

Why does this FML have a chili pepper next to it? I know the pepper denotes sexual FMLs, and I'm trying to figure out which word seems sexual. If the linguistic intelligence behind the NSFW filter can understand innuendo ("large, angry snake"), I'm significantly more worried about it becoming self aware and causing judgement day.

It would be sort of poetic for an entity born inside FML to cause the greatest FML of all.

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  manofmerr  |  27

It's always possible that a snake is actually the linguistic filter programmer, and it enjoys watching angry snakes in it's spare time for pleasure.

Or we will soon see the launch of fmlnet, which is shortly followed by odd disappearances of people who just so happened to get a fml published.

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  Tripartita  |  44

It's a good guess, #21, but I just did a search for FMLs containing the word "root" and none had peppers next to them.

And, yes, FMLs that were published prior to the introduction of the filter still get NSFW peppers.

So, the mystery continues…

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