By anonymous - 25/06/2016 20:03 - United States - Lowell

Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML
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Tripartita 44
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Why does this FML have a chili pepper next to it? I know the pepper denotes sexual FMLs, and I'm trying to figure out which word seems sexual. If the linguistic intelligence behind the NSFW filter can understand innuendo ("large, angry snake"), I'm significantly more worried about it becoming self aware and causing judgement day. It would be sort of poetic for an entity born inside FML to cause the greatest FML of all.

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lui_pg 21
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"I was enjoying a peaceful nap when some idiot grabbed me and almost brought me down with him. FML"

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keniger 12
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How did you slither out of that situation?

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jelrid 30
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A snake in the hand is worth two in the bush

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False_Stupidity 41
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Hmm, I'm not sure where that saying comes from but I'd rather my snake in a bush...

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arano 29
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Well obviously you didn't fall to your doom so at least that's a plus.

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MindGames 10
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I'd take angry snake in hand over deadly fall any day lol

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HoboMeth 33
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Im surprised no one has said "that bites" yet

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charluk 10
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how is this nsfw?

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tounces7 27
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Because the snake was coming out of her trail guides pants?

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Eliiara 11
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0-0 that's so scary

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lui_pg 21
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"I was enjoying a peaceful nap when some idiot grabbed me and almost brought me down with him. FML"

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xLeiwia 6
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Best comment so far!

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Tripartita 44
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Why does this FML have a chili pepper next to it? I know the pepper denotes sexual FMLs, and I'm trying to figure out which word seems sexual. If the linguistic intelligence behind the NSFW filter can understand innuendo ("large, angry snake"), I'm significantly more worried about it becoming self aware and causing judgement day. It would be sort of poetic for an entity born inside FML to cause the greatest FML of all.

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trucker2 33
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Some of you guys are sporting the anaconda.... Others are left holding it to break their fall

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manofmerr 27
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It's always possible that a snake is actually the linguistic filter programmer, and it enjoys watching angry snakes in it's spare time for pleasure. Or we will soon see the launch of fmlnet, which is shortly followed by odd disappearances of people who just so happened to get a fml published.

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devilgotmywoman 6
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Root means sex is Aussie bogan speak - maybe FML just had that word flagged?

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Tripartita 44
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It's a good guess, #21, but I just did a search for FMLs containing the word "root" and none had peppers next to them. And, yes, FMLs that were published prior to the introduction of the filter still get NSFW peppers. So, the mystery continues…

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devilgotmywoman 6
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Chilli has been removed!! The people prevail!

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manofmerr 27
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This either means the snake was listening, or that fml is learning to blend in better.

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