FML : Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not...

Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Saturday 25 June 2016 20:03 / United States - Lowell

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By Tripartita | 43

#6636830 - Sunday 26 June 2016 05:26

Why does this FML have a chili pepper next to it? I know the pepper denotes sexual FMLs, and I'm trying to figure out which word seems sexual. If the linguistic intelligence behind the NSFW filter can understand innuendo ("large, angry snake"), I'm significantly more worried about it becoming self aware and causing judgement day. It would be sort of poetic for an entity born inside FML to cause the greatest FML of all.

By lui_pg | 21

#6636828 - Sunday 26 June 2016 05:17

"I was enjoying a peaceful nap when some idiot grabbed me and almost brought me down with him. FML"

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By keniger | 12

#6636765 - Sunday 26 June 2016 02:50

How did you slither out of that situation?

By jelrid | 30

#6636775 - Sunday 26 June 2016 03:04

A snake in the hand is worth two in the bush

False_Stupidity | 41

#6637417 - Monday 27 June 2016 06:32

Hmm, I'm not sure where that saying comes from but I'd rather my snake in a bush...

By arano | 29

#6636777 - Sunday 26 June 2016 03:05

Well obviously you didn't fall to your doom so at least that's a plus.

By MindGames | 10

#6636788 - Sunday 26 June 2016 03:29

I'd take angry snake in hand over deadly fall any day lol

By HoboMeth | 30

#6636794 - Sunday 26 June 2016 03:36

Im surprised no one has said "that bites" yet

By charluk | 10

#6636797 - Sunday 26 June 2016 03:40

how is this nsfw?

tounces7 | 15

#6636806 - Sunday 26 June 2016 04:19

Because the snake was coming out of her trail guides pants?

By Eliiara | 11

#6636823 - Sunday 26 June 2016 05:02

0-0 that's so scary

By lui_pg | 21

#6636828 - Sunday 26 June 2016 05:17

"I was enjoying a peaceful nap when some idiot grabbed me and almost brought me down with him. FML"

xLeiwia | 6

#6636853 - Sunday 26 June 2016 06:10

Best comment so far!

By DeadpoolBeast13 | 11

#6636829 - Sunday 26 June 2016 05:24

That bites

By Tripartita | 43

#6636830 - Sunday 26 June 2016 05:26

trucker2 | 32

#6636851 - Sunday 26 June 2016 06:05

Some of you guys are sporting the anaconda.... Others are left holding it to break their fall

manofmerr | 26

#6636971 - Sunday 26 June 2016 08:36

It's always possible that a snake is actually the linguistic filter programmer, and it enjoys watching angry snakes in it's spare time for pleasure. Or we will soon see the launch of fmlnet, which is shortly followed by odd disappearances of people who just so happened to get a fml published.

devilgotmywoman | 6

#6637216 - Monday 27 June 2016 02:06

Root means sex is Aussie bogan speak - maybe FML just had that word flagged?

Tripartita | 43

#6637456 - Monday 27 June 2016 07:24

It's a good guess, #21, but I just did a search for FMLs containing the word "root" and none had peppers next to them. And, yes, FMLs that were published prior to the introduction of the filter still get NSFW peppers. So, the mystery continues…