Do something to set off her airbag

Great plan!

sleep with your doors locked and replace butcher and big knives with butter knives. then you're good to go! :)

1, That would be dangerous.

Wait why is turning off the passenger airbag even an option? O_o

If they were to crash and her airbag weren't on, that could be just as bad.

Kill her husband and all who she loves but you. Then lock her in that car, and burn it. Wait till it blows up. No guts, no glory.

30, they have psychiatric wards for people like you. I suggest you find the closest one and admit yourself. ASAP.

whatever you two were arguing about OP, thats pretty bitchy of her. FYL

31-yea and I hope theres a place where people can learn sarcasm. You should find one ASAP.

"But mom! I'm telling you, there's no way one could turn off airbags!" "Listen, daughter. I'm telling you it's possible. They've implemented ways to do it." "I HATE YOU MOM! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS BELIEVE IN SUPERSTITIOUS STUFF?!" "Daughter! LISTEN TO ME! It's NOT superstition! It's possible! Do you want me to show you?" "PROVE IT, THEN!" (Pulls over, turns off passenger side airbag)

I'm really not sure how this is an FML, unless OP's mom intentionally drove into a tree. Airbags and seatbelts can kill you just as easily as a gunshot.

Turning off the airbags and not wearing a seatbelt can kill you just as easily as flying through a windshield.

Bwahaha, I love your mom! But still fyl

I like her style! One up her and switch her birth control pills with something useless!

Is that Oregon state?

No it's oklahoma state

40, well, you obviously haven't learnt to master sarcasm... Your attempt at sarcasm just failed.

Okay first off 30 ur fking hilarious I couldn't stop laughing at ur comment no idea y so many thumbs down ppl need to get a sense of humor

Woah what a bitch!

Serious! I wudnt do that to my dog

Call the police, seems like a reasonable.. reason.

Exactly what I was thinking... What a bitch.

she sounds exactly like my dad.

You have an intense mom

so intense that i wouldnt want to be around her.

Wtf is her problem?! That's just crazy! At least she didn't get into a car accident.

Can't you feel the love!!!!!?

lol wow she really cares about u OP

You must be anoying

You must be annoying.

I'm sorry but I find this hilarious that a mom would do that

Damn that would shut me up.

She brought u in this world, and if you don't shut you're mouth she apparently has plans to take you out too... Lmao

13 - it wouldn't do that to me ^_^

Take her car to a chop shop

What a bitch.

Your mom is awesome.