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#22 sounds like the guy who made the FML about his girlfriend sex texting him and then he ruined it by correcting her mistake. LOL

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22- Grammar is extremely important. For example. Capitalization is the difference between helping you Uncle Jack off his horse or helping your uncle jack off his horse.

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Chapstick leads to soft lips, which leads to kissing, which leads to sex, which leads to pregnancy. Bottom line, chapstick = pregnancy. Youre too young...

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That is the most unjustifiable boatload of crap I have ever seen in comments on an entry here. No.. this is not about respecting your elders.. it is about a crazy old biddy who has been allowed to live far too long.

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3- Yeah? Well this old lady is off her rocker telling OP not to use chapstick. Really? It's one thing if it was lipstick. People like that old lady wanna make me go commit mass murder.

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The old lady isn't against chap-stick or lipstick, she's against OP having sex, since chap-stick is always near the condoms in Targets and Walmarts and Zellers for some reason.

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I was also thinking that she thought OP was looking at condoms. Makes more sense. Either way she's old and old people do crazy things.

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II think we require yet another person to confirm that they too were pondering upon whether or not the condoms were within the vicinity of the chap stick.

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They are close-ish where I work. Though probably not close enough to be able to confuse which one you're looking at.

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The drug store by me has the chapstick, condoms, and cough drops right next to each other, in the "sanitary/family planning products" aisle. It's funny to see who is truly uncomfortable by the products near them and I could totally see that happening there. FYL op

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Hm. I wonder what would happen if you applied a generous amount of Burts Bees Chapstick, and then gave somebody a blow job. I think it would either be pure ecstasy, or they would feel the immediate need to stick their dick into the freezer.

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At target, chap sticks are in the same aisle as the medicines and the condoms are 1 or 2 aisle away depending on the store.

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