Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
22- Grammar is extremely important. For example. Capitalization is the difference between helping you Uncle Jack off his horse or helping your uncle jack off his horse.
Chapstick leads to soft lips, which leads to kissing, which leads to sex, which leads to pregnancy. Bottom line, chapstick = pregnancy. Youre too young...
3- Yeah? Well this old lady is off her rocker telling OP not to use chapstick. Really? It's one thing if it was lipstick. People like that old lady wanna make me go commit mass murder.
The old lady isn't against chap-stick or lipstick, she's against OP having sex, since chap-stick is always near the condoms in Targets and Walmarts and Zellers for some reason.
I'm pretty sure everyone gets dry lips sometimes, the fact that it can also make your lips kissabley soft.. well that's just a bonus and totally worth $3(;
II think we require yet another person to confirm that they too were pondering upon whether or not the condoms were within the vicinity of the chap stick.
The drug store by me has the chapstick, condoms, and cough drops right next to each other, in the "sanitary/family planning products" aisle. It's funny to see who is truly uncomfortable by the products near them and I could totally see that happening there. FYL op
Hm. I wonder what would happen if you applied a generous amount of Burts Bees Chapstick, and then gave somebody a blow job. I think it would either be pure ecstasy, or they would feel the immediate need to stick their dick into the freezer.