Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, the only response I got was, "You may want to use a spellcheck." FML
Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML
Turned on
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
Not now, Dave
Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML
Bad sign
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
You Sexty Thing
Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds "lol" to everything, which turns me off. FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were sending dirty messages to each other. We were getting really into it until she replied to one of my messages with, "Oooooh yeah." I read it in the Kool-Aid man's voice and couldn't stop laughing. Mood killed. FML
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birdfreak 24
It mayks cents. I woodnt eithr :)
emilieee_fml 0
I HATE when my bf does this!!! HATTTEEEEE!!!
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Comments (190)
UnIcoRnMaster 4
wtf! dumbass, why would a spelling error matter!?! she's trying to give you some an you mess it up because of a spelling error loser
ALEXLASFLA 0
Fucken Fagbag sexting but think about grammar queeerrr
bringmepieskm 0
You ******* deserve it you ******* fucktard
bringmepieskm 0
Couldn't agree more. ******* kill yourself
bringmepieskm 0
Agreed. Please OP, please please please kill yourself and do the world a favor.
bullrider92 19
There is a time and place for everything.Correcting your girlfriend's spelling in the middle of her trying to get you off by words is NOT the right time,so YDI.
forevermylife 0
You are an idiot
bubo_fml 11
Damn dude, you got Jedi mind control over ya dick! Either that, or you must have a "light sabre!" (heh heh!)
bischkeboy 3
You are so dumb. Way to ruin the mood. I hope next time your about to get laid, the girl says something as stupid as what you said and ruins the mood for you, dumb ass.
bannedforlife 0
So much for positive reinforcement.