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fake, that kick does not auto correct as lick no matter wha phone you have. and it's not an fml because she would believe you if you said you mis typed it

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Okay I agree it's not fml worthy but T9 can make it say lick, if you start to type that word more than kick it will auto change, so find another way to be an asshole.

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yeaa but be careful cause if things start heating up with this chick and you want to say something like "I want to lick stuff off you" it might say "I want to kick stuff off you" so... ya watch what you text

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wow thats dumb. a few months ago i posted "Today, I texted my girlfriend saying, "i want to lick your pussy." but it changed to "i want to kick your puppy." FML i think mines worse and true

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Haha nice #82. I txtd a chinese guy at work saying thanks for covering for me, his name is Brian. T9 changed it to "Thanks, Asian". Also, my T9 changes "script" to "rapist"

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Lmgbo! That's funny but yea I agree that u should've jst sent another txt afterwards that said "haha I meant Kick not lick"

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Not to play Mr. Obvious, but someone that is Chinese constitutes someone of Asian decent. So yes I would say Brian was Asian. Please reread things.

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I might be a smartass, but I was just trying to play. I hope you would not count me as the same category as snickerdoodles. Sorry.

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YES! T9 always changes Brian to Asian and my friend named Brian is also Asian so I have to be really careful o_o

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this isn't really an fml. some one should start a site that posts funny stories like these.

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kick is an actual word, so unless your phone is retarded it didn't "correct" kick.(my phone isn't as I type this). You probably typo'd and just to silly to admit it... K & L are next to eachother

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I know I was txting my now bf and I wanted to txt him that I felt like a whore, and It wrote I fuck like a whore. lol smooth. :/

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I don't see how T9 changes felt to fuck..? Do you type "fuck" so much that it auto-completes it after the first letter?

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#3, would you prefer to see an FML that looks like this instead? today, my mom died. from stress my dad shot himself in the head, hearing this my crazy and only aunt robbed a bank and is now in prison, my uncle was shot while trying to bust her out. I now have no family, no money, and I'm already 3 months late on my credit card and college bills. is that better?!

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I think even if they did let those kinds of FMLs up we'd still see like 100 idiots clicking YDI and a handful trying to justify it in the comments: "YDI for having your mom die."

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yea I had one a while ago that talked about my dead mom and I guess I deserved it cause a million douches on this said so

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Because she gave him an F and he's going to knock some sense into her! But I think licking would get her to change the grade faster...

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At first i was like WTF?! what kind of language is that. It took me a while to realize. And that is the exact reason it should not have that whole T9 crap

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