By Renter - 24/03/2011 14:54 - United States

Today, I received a bill for damage to my old apartment. The same damage caused by the maintenance guy when he came to fix the pipes about a week before I left. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 624
You deserved it 2 754

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Give him the bill.

Return to Sender!!


Give him the bill.

Maybe you should start winning...

(Replying to first comment directed to OP just so I can be higher on the comment list)

(Replying to comment number 16, which wasn't funny at all)

17, since you are copying him, you obviously thought it was funny enough to do the same thing. So shut the fuck up.

Ooh, look at the 12 year old go! Xravak, I think you're a little too young to be offering opinions here. Hell, if I'm not too wildly mistaken, and I'm not, you're a year too young to even have an account on here.

KaySL is a beast!

I was mocking him, which means I thought he was funny? I would like to see the logic behind this.

25, you seem like a cool kid. however, learn this now, NEVER argue with KaySL. she will burn holes in the side of your brain with her words.

KaySL is a stupid bitch. Telling off a twelve year old kid, you make me laugh. Why are you on FML trying to embarass others that may not be as intelligent as you might be? Oh my, you're so cool now you got a dumb blonde supporting you too! Dumbass.

30, I'm rather concerned about you. I recommend a doctor visit. perhaps a colonoscopy. we all would like to know what that object is that's shoved so far up your ass.

Missbunny: Thabb wasn't trying to argue with KaySL, to my understanding.

33 yeah, I realized that after I had already posted. it wouldn't let me post a correction. my bad, Thabb

smarterthanyou60: Oh, look at that! You've not only managed to utterly fail to make a point, but you've contradicted yourself and shown yourself up as a hypocritical fuck. If you want a verbal bitch-fight, bring it on via PMs, don't randomly call other people dumb blondes for no reason, you pathetic piece of semi-sentient excrement.

Don't tell me to get a doctor because I'm sure as hell I don't need one. Thanks for the recommendation though! As far as I'm concerned, you need a grammar teacher. Shit, you were close to writing a paragraph with that many misplaced periods thrown around. May I say dumb blonde? I think yes!

Although I agree: Don't argue with Kay.

37, don't go grammar nazi on me, bitch. you're clearly pissed because you got owned by KaySL and I. go back to your cave where you belong, you disgusting animal.

smarterthanyou60: You are one of the worst kid-trolls I have ever seen on this website, and I've been here for a long time. Hop on your bike and fuck off before you embarrass yourself even further, assuming that's even possible, and that you don't secretly get off on it, you sick freak.

I wasn't trying to make a point dumbass? You make me laugh, I called you a dumb bitch and that blonde over there a dumb blonde. I don't think flaming needs a point.

I'm sorry, what? "This comment has been moderated"? I wonder what the hell THAT could mean. I told you to PM me, but that was too intrepid a task for you, I gather. Idiot.

sounds like a law suit to me

How about you tell him to repair the hole in your wallet?

hahaha man ur life sucks srry :P

This sounds like the scene from duplex, lol.

Return to Sender!!

heh what he said

I had to deal with a similar incident once, so now I take pictures of the before and after of any work done on my apartment by maintenance, then I report the damage as soon as it's done. I hope it all works out for you.

my parents were charged $5000 in damage at our last place, including "damages" to the blinds that we installed and paid for, and a crack in the driveway from the moving truck being to heavy

Always document so you have proof. Sucks to be you.

I'm sure the landlord did not appreciate a glory hole being installed in your bedroom. I personally think its a stroke of genius and will be doing some DYI this weekend.

Pro tip: Pictures my friend, take pictures/ dates etc next time, they hold up very well in the court of law.

Calling yourself "the maintenance guy" will not get you out of this bill. It will also not get you to "fix the pipes" for the 14-year-old chick that lives three doors over, so take it from me and stop wasting your time.

if you can't get out of paying the bill, then just make sure you keep a spare key, once you've payed the bill break in to the house, fuck it up beyond belief, and then quietly leave and go on with your life

did u recommend breaking into ur own house with a spate key