Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML
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kay2810
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Sometimes I wonder what lead to these kind of FML's...
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crushedone
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I see you've met my ex-girlfriend.
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kay2810
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Sometimes I wonder what lead to these kind of FML's...
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lilikawaii
| 6
That's what I was thinking. Where were you, OP? I wouldn't want to mistakenly go there. :)
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MatheusRajuidas
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Caves in forests. Just saying.
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EmreArslan
| 11
Sometimes there could be a bat in his house that he didnt want to have in his house and tried to get it out... That is where it went wrong
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I_Hug_Cats
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It takes skill?
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lexa1love
| 16
I live in Ohio in the hills and if you go out at night in season there's bats all over. I've had them fly into my car before when I left the windows down.
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bioboy725
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I've been hit in the face by one. Around my house they are quite docile. They're everywhere though.
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KittySaysMoo
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I thought it was going to say "but with a aluminum one." it took me a minute to figure it all out.
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ScaughtieHolden
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I accidentally hit myself in the head with an aluminum bat one time.
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HeartOfLead
| 24
Well, in my opinion... Let's say she and her boyfriend were... Well, uh... If you've ever seen Scary Movie one, just think of it as a bat popping out. And instead of the, the guys the *pardon my grammar* noob.
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TheElderTROLLZ
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69 - Your comment is the "lucky" number! (lucky as in getting some sex...)
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wierdos_rule
| 0
Tomorrow, you will receive rabies shots from today's FML. FYL
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JJambiya21
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I don't understand why people would put a YDI for this, how the hell is this op's fault?
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Rowdey
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114 - You're legitimately retarded.
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KhrystallDaBest
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138- They could have accidentally pressed it.
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tapatia530
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Sounds painful.
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fireice22
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DON'T EAT GARLIC!!!!!
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noshatsherlockk
| 15
I would suggest some type of rabies shot..
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WOGBRO
| 6
Took the words right out of my mouth
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KMtheDrummer
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Probably less painful then getting hit with a baseball bat.
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bmwguy01
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^except rabies shots are painful!
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bizarre_ftw
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^major myth
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asinate97
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You had me for a second
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nofearjenshere
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After I read, "not by a wooden one," I thought to myself, "oh, a metal one?" then I read the rest of the FML.
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southernman218
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Yeah me too
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rockwind_
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I was thinking a metal bat...
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yahoowizard
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I speed read it and thought it got stuck in her hair, so I had one with spikes or something. Thank God it was the animal
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iamyummylicious
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I also thought metal bat. I was like OMG ARE YOU DIEDED?
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Danny0522
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63- dieded? Really?
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bizarre_ftw
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I was an inch from writing "that's how I got my first black eye when I was ~8!!!" then I read the rest.... Kinda glad I did it in that order
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Birdie_Sage
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Ouch...
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LunaDragon
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What did you hurt your brain writing out that extremely intelligent comment?
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Pandacupcakelove
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31- Hey, go easy on the birdie! They arent very intelligent animals.
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shanemaximo
| 7
Damn, that's rabies for sure.
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breeY0
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oh gosh, I would have been running in circles screaming like a maniac if I was you.
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MatheusRajuidas
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If I saw someone running around and screaming like a maniac I'd hit them with a bat. You know, not the wooden ones, the metallic.
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agreedtodisagree
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If I 'were' u.
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Jiinxx
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'you'.
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aw3som3sauc3
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Ok, ok, they made a few grammatic errors, but I still agree with the first person to reply ;)
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AwkwardPartyBear
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That fail moment when a grammar nazi tries to correct someone and their grammatically incorect.
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MatheusRajuidas
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#126 They're* grammatically incorrect*. LOL HONK :o)
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karmaslave
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That's smart...
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Voldy_fml
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Ouchh! Im glad I'm not you!
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crushedone
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I see you've met my ex-girlfriend.
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roseXthorns
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Oh, I thought OP was talking about my mom. We're you dating her?
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bizarre_ftw
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Wait wait wait!!! Uncle roseXthorns?!
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roseXthorns
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What?
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Platfoot
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Bats are scared of people, well, most of them. I think you caused its attack. :/
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bmwguy01
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Or it isn't Op's fault and he had a rabid bat hit him?
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bizarre_ftw
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Or it was neither the bat nor the op's fault and there's some psychopath out there with a catapult and access to air challenged bats that bite
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tanay97
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What did the doctor say?
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FmaFangirl
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This sounds.... Very painful. You okay? :[