By Nick - 20/03/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life". She has had the same mullet hair cut since '84. FML
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videoCWK 1
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While she's sleeping, dye her skin purple and turn everything in the house upside down. How's that for change?

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Snow_Daisy 7
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lol my thoughts exactly.

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yuop77 0
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ydi for dating a girl with a mullet

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AriTheAirhead 10
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yes, eww. yet for some reason I don't think that's true; that may be just a lane excuse to leave you. anyways, FYL. :(

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Demotivator 2
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The change she was taking about is... She loves the vag

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flyhigh26 0

Haha femullet awesome, that sucks though. That's actually horrible of her to do that unless there were some more underlying issues.

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Ender_ 0

Mullets are not my thing.

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Jak0p 25
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I am no native speaker so I thought a mullet is some kind of mustache. I was really shocked by all the comments because no woman chooses to have a mustache, till I understood that it's all about her haircut :D

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Claeric 0
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Why would you even marry her with a mullet?

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videoCWK 1
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While she's sleeping, dye her skin purple and turn everything in the house upside down. How's that for change?

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zander09 0

Time to trade up then, innit?

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Qwermy 16

"Innit". Why, you fucking chav, why?

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route95 0
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Definitely a sign that she's lying. Sorry, dude

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maryann_massacre 0
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I hate to break it too you, but it's probably for the better.

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gumcuzzler 0

Mullets are 100% disgusting..you should divorced her for looking so repulsive before she could get the chance to do the same to you.

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iLIAMMM 0

A femullet? And you married her? Dear god.

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