By Nick - 20/03/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML
I agree, your life sucks 80 258
You deserved it 9 125

Same thing different taste

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While she's sleeping, dye her skin purple and turn everything in the house upside down. How's that for change?

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yes, eww. yet for some reason I don't think that's true; that may be just a lane excuse to leave you. anyways, FYL. :(

The change she was taking about is... She loves the vag

flyhigh26 0

Haha femullet awesome, that sucks though. That's actually horrible of her to do that unless there were some more underlying issues.

Ender_ 0

I am no native speaker so I thought a mullet is some kind of mustache. I was really shocked by all the comments because no woman chooses to have a mustache, till I understood that it's all about her haircut :D

Why would you even marry her with a mullet?

While she's sleeping, dye her skin purple and turn everything in the house upside down. How's that for change?

zander09 0

Time to trade up then, innit?

Qwermy 16

"Innit". Why, you ******* chav, why?

Definitely a sign that she's lying. Sorry, dude

I hate to break it too you, but it's probably for the better.

gumcuzzler 0

Mullets are 100% disgusting..you should divorced her for looking so repulsive before she could get the chance to do the same to you.

iLIAMMM 0

A femullet? And you married her? Dear god.