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By Anonymous / Sunday 4 December 2011 23:52 / United States
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  Eaglestrike117  |  29

At least you know he isn't cheating on you right now... unless he has a SECOND mistress! o.0

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You call it cheating. I call it pimping.

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  ashtonkay  |  7

Haha your sorry? Don't be sorry, you shouldn't be a sorry person. It's not good for you (:

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

Also, why have we all looked over the possibility of a boyfriend? :) Just saying, op should be open to surprises or we may be seeing another FML in the near future..

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

*then (phone, touch screen, autocorrect = annoying. *facepalm*)

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

116 no *shifty eyes* why do you ask?

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Well you're a sexy vampire(: oh... Was that my outside voice >.>

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  Comet_Candy  |  23

Genius!

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  TheRealBruce  |  12

Oh you like mistresses then I'm going to make you smoke a whole carton of cigarettes wait...I do not know where I'm going with this

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  FMMFL1992  |  3

Last week he was with his other other mistress.

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  ah21  |  0

No duh

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I recommend contacting every board certified/good divorce lawyer around, even in the towns around you. When he tries to get a good lawyer it will be a conflict of interest for them to even speak to him and he will be stuck with a shitty lawyer and you will win the case and all his shit to go with it. After all cheaters don't deserve anything.

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  t765234  |  10

Yeah you should burn his cloths and kill his pets too, you know because cheaters reverse absolutely nothing, you might even want to sell all of his possessions and the house, if you live with him just buy a new one. *sarcasm*

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  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

#50, please don't pass off that old soap opera plot as truth. Unless OP actually puts each attorney from each firm on retainer, there is no conflict of interest. I highly doubt OP lives in one of the few places on Earth where there is a short supply of lawyers.

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