By mee - 30/11/2011 06:43 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML
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FYLDeep 25

Of course, if you whine about being tied up and tickled too much, you'll have to be gagged as well.

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Comments

DropBearHunter 8

Fluggegecheimen!!

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kaprookie 3

Payback! Say you want to get kinky and tie her to the bedpost and then do something to her she hates.

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cc_the_beast 6

Wow that's a genius plan! Where'd you pull that one from?!

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mgsoloist 14

24-getting even is never a good idea if you want any sex at all in the near future...

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zakkyzebra 11

My 'safe phrase' is "get the **** off me, you bitch!"

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Mmmhmmmm tie her to the bed, **** like minks and stab her with an icepick after that. No? Ok...

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nivek2120 8

31- that mentality will get you cheated on... No sex with her in the near future yes but luckily there are lots of others.

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Youngnut18 6

... Wha... What the ****.

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kbtoyz69 9

"Bring on the Fluggenkligginkien!!!!!!!"

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chili10 18

I don't know about you but when I'm being tickled I can't get a word in edgewise and if I try I usually end up getting tickled harder.

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gg95_fml 4

Sooooo funny! I need to try this w Somone!

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TheAwkHawk 14

#31 is that what you do to guys that try to get even with you? Take away sex? What I it's a 10 year old boy? Scream "NO SEX FOR YOU"? What are you the Sex Nazi?

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mega00ant 0

I know what I'm gonna do tonight ;)

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npnptracking 7

I hate the feeling of being tickled for more than 2 seconds. It can be real torture!

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ScaughtieHolden 11

2 minutes of laughter is equal to 30 minutes of excersize. You must be ripped.

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Blackmail111 9

Bondage tickle chamber? Why that sounds delightful!

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UrCapsLockOn 12

no he shat himself from laughter ..

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jackassiddy 8

Oh yeah, she's gonna smell it when that revenge comes all up in her face!.. Too dirty?

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FYLDeep 25

Of course, if you whine about being tied up and tickled too much, you'll have to be gagged as well.

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bballsoccerrocks 7

Well, you agreed

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NoobHat 6

Revenge should be sweet my friend.

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DontForgetMe4 0

Did she tickle you the whole 3 hours?! Be a man!

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rattusrattus 18

Actually it's not how "tough" you are, it's a matter of preference. I can be spanked for hours, hard, really hard, until I can't and wont be able to sit down for days, gods yes, but even the slightest tickle will freak me out and make me try to attack the tickler. Whereas some people might hate spanking, but think tickling's the best thing EVER.

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

I'm pretty sure no one enjoys being spanked or tickled...

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Zalandia 0

Yup. Because spanking and tickling fetishes don't exist. Totally.

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TheAwkHawk 14

#134 ***** do... Did you think of that?

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UrCapsLockOn 12

dumb her crazy ass ... I have tickling ..

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FatelBlade 8

I believe he meant dump her crazy ass, I gate tickling.

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cosmosis 12

Maybe hate instead of gate, mate.... Its these kind of people that are poisoning the internet with stupidity.

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cosmosis 12

Maybe hate instead of gate, mate ... The guy clearly has an iq roughly about the same as his show size

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RussianFox 13

They were obviously typos, and yes people like you are poisoning the Internet with their ignorance

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UrCapsLockOn 12

damn autocorrect .. Sorry guys i mean HATE ...

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UrCapsLockOn 12

a guy can't "have" a spelling mistake without being accused of being stupid .. I hate this, mates ...

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perdix 29

It's funny that when you needed to make yourself clear, you had to turn your CAPS LOCK on.

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thamade1 0

He was trying to emphasize the mistake u dumb ****

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CryMoreFMLs 14

62 - Bitch, I will pimpslap you if you call Perdix that again. Nobody gonna mess with MY favorite commentators!!!

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nivek2120 8

I'm pretty sure what he said the first time was right and the translation is: make her go stupid and that you can tickle him.

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xiaoxaio 5

Please sir dont rape the english language

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TheAwkHawk 14

#9 ok... I anyone has seen red vs blue, they will look at "I have tickling" and think of Caboose sitting in a dark room speaking very softly.

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TheAwkHawk 14

#54 I believe you meant you "... gate this, mates"

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TheAwkHawk 14

It's funny that when you typed caps lock you typed it with caps lock on. Unless you're one o the ppl who hold shift... I'm a shifter.

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onedayinamsterda 14

I hope she took the chance to whip u a lil and perhaps drip some HOT wax on ya. No better time like tied-up-and-absolutely-at-her-mercy time

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