Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend wanted to role-play non-consensual sex. I was already uncomfortable with the idea, and when she started begging, "No, no" as I stripped her, I dropped the role-play and walked out. Now she's pissed at me. I'm sorry, but this is fucking creepy. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML
Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?
cmayer 20
I am so very sorry for your misfortune.
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Comments (250)
BlackMoon_fml 9
Oh god ABORT!
mld4657 28
By the sounds if this fml op is a little to young to have sex along with his girlfriend.. The thought of role playing Justin bieber is revolting and a turn off
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
You have no one to blame but yourself. Who in their right mind willingly consents to something like that? I really hope that's the best piece of ass ever for you to agree to that.
ileenefudge 29
Oh my....no words for this. My condolences for you :(
perry_sameh20 18
U have to QUIT !
jaredfry17 7
Can someone please answer my question? I'm DYING to know. What does OP stand for?
ileenefudge 29
Original poster.
jaredfry17 7
Thank you so much! Lol
ileenefudge 29
Welcome
horneyhic 15
Orange penguin
edmunson 22
Open Pit
graceinsheepwear 34
Often Puzzling. You know you can Google these things, right? You almost don't have to wonder about anything any more. It's all out there. ******* amazing.
Ilovevortexklown 5
Wow... Can we kill her
xXNerrrdXx 16
dont say it....you are both 14?
GenaALazer 22
Is your girlfriend by any chance 12 years old? And if she is, I don't think she is old enough to have sexual relations with anyone just yet.
chocolatefrog28 29
You could have just said "Baby, baby, baby... NO." and not had sex. Totally an option.