Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend wanted to role-play non-consensual sex. I was already uncomfortable with the idea, and when she started begging, "No, no" as I stripped her, I dropped the role-play and walked out. Now she's pissed at me. I'm sorry, but this is fucking creepy. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML
Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
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Welshite 40
Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?
cmayer 20
I am so very sorry for your misfortune.
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Comments (250)
xcam1995 6
You should've said: "Sorry, babe. I can't have any fun with you today. I've come down with beiber fever."
MidnightMusic53 37
Have you honestly not heard a thing about what that moron has done? Overall, he has a rotten personality. Do some dang research. That kid doesn't have talent, he dared to compare himself to singers with real talent. If you actually did some research on that immature brat, you would find plenty of stuff proving that he's nothing but an asshole. There's no talent in his songs, no originality in his lyrics. He doesn't care about anyone but himself. All he did was put on a little act around you. You think he actually cares about you? What about all of the other people who were there supporting you? Some little shit shows up and says, "I hope you don't die." and now you idolize him? Find someone worthwhile to idolize. How about someone who actually saves lives? Like a fireman, or a surgeon. He didn't do a damned thing to help you, everything he does is for himself. If anything, that appearance was for his reputation.
xSalashawty 30
We went from farting fetishes to JB fantasies. What's next?
graceinsheepwear 34
I fear your question may have upset the balance of the universe and unlocked a Pandora 's Box of Perversion. Hold onto your hats. It's coming.
Fistingfury 4
Doesn't matter, had sex.
laurenlovesjb 20
I try to be a nice person all the time. I just don't judge people before I walk a mile in their shoes, that's all. And I don't question his attitude towards me, not because it's impossible that he was putting in an act, but because why should I question someone who gave me hope? Oh and by the way my family was so unsupportive I tried to kill myself twice. I guess I just grasped at any sign of support I could see.
zomgbies 17
YDI straight up for being so whipped as to roleplay as that little useless turd
Xanderhayler 6
End it. And I'm not sure if I'm referring to the relationship or your life.
MidnightMusic53 37
I'm sorry your family wasn't supportive in the least, but there are much better people than him to look up to. You really should do some research, I know I said it a bunch of times, but actions speak louder than words. It's great that you're not the type to just jump on people, but sometimes there are some people who have just done enough to deserve to be jumped on. Maybe one day, he will grow up, but that's still in the distant future, you know? If he ever does grow up and starts to try to amend his mistakes, I will gladly change my opinion of him. Again, I am very sorry you didn't get the support you needed from your family, I couldn't imagine anything more awful than having nobody to turn to while feeling so ill and facing death.
Biancamarie11 6
Oh god
iAlissa 34
I agree with 68. MUCH better people to admire rather than a royally stuck-up asswagon. Her user name is "laurenlovesjb". Clearly we aren't changing her mind.