Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
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Today, my girlfriend wanted to role-play non-consensual sex. I was already uncomfortable with the idea, and when she started begging, "No, no" as I stripped her, I dropped the role-play and walked out. Now she's pissed at me. I'm sorry, but this is fucking creepy. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML
Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
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Welshite 40
Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?
cmayer 20
I am so very sorry for your misfortune.
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Comments (250)
snugglesMcGee199 23
OP, there is this nifty word that we use when we don't want to do something. It's called "no". You should have said no. Now you kind of have to live with the shame of this sex act for the rest of your unfortunately long life.
ImpracticalJoekr 9
How did you even keep it up once she mentioned his name? Blehh
deloria_fml 22
I have very mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, I do think that people in relationships should generally indulge in the other's fantasies and kinks (as long as they're not deeply triggering or it's something they really, really don't want to do because they feel it would scar them in some way), because they can be a bonding experience and quite a lot of fun and because it lets people be vulnerable with the people they feel closest to in a really intimate way. If OP just thinks it's kind of silly - and I agree with him that it is, but then many kinks are pretty strange and I don't think any single one is better or worse than any other - I think he was right to do it. However, I don't think it's right that his girlfriend guilted him into it. Bear in mind though that there are different levels of guilt - it could have just been her saying that she'd previously done something he was into but that she didn't really enjoy as much.
Sir_drink_alot 20
It you ask me the only thing more juvenile then listening to Justin bieber, is constantly going on about how much you hate him, I don't listen to his music, but if you want to then fine.... Good for you
lulu889x 22
You need to learn to say no!
christian_slate 16
Now you can have her role play as barely legal female celebrities.
beefstew27 2
Is she going to roleplay as Jenna Jameson?
SunshineX7 17
Run for it!
littleric92 12
I'm, I don't know what to actually say to this.
AmyPond17 33
Then don't comment. It's that easy.
skyeyez9 25
Did she make you style your hair like bieber's?