Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
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Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about role-playing during sex when he suddenly said, "I'll be Trump. Let's make sex great again!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
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shazzahllala 0
Ouch. FYL.
danielrp34 7
mmmm He knows how to talk dirty.
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Comments (68)
teriwhale 4
aw that really sucks : ( you should dump him!
DoNuTizPrOnuT 0
get plastic surgery
Teejay123 0
YDI for not being someone else
ram1212 0
yea it's ok dont's be nourvous and think positive
lebeek 0
ouch, that sucks. dump him, or not. but there's always plenty of others out there that aren't going to look for you to pretend to be like one of the backstreet boys.
Lmao_xD 0
Ouch. well idk what to say
monicamischief 0
i don't understand why you people are calling him a jerk, or telling her that she should dump him. it probably wasn't even an insult; it sounds as if he just wanted to roleplay :S
ms_nobody 0
I agree this is not a FML...Roleplaying can be lots of fun, I think he is trying something new. Maybe she would like it if she tried it
DameGreyWulf 1
Yeah, my first thought was that he was just suggesting roleplay. Many couples do it. Though I suppose it wouldn't be on FML if he didn't mean it more like "I'm going to pretend you're my ex" or something.... Unless she's just being a twit and purposely twisting the words so she can have an FML up.
rachelbrianna25 0
twit? wowww... u must be old. LMAO!
pgray18 0
LOL win
MadVlrus 1
Slightly drastic, #1, don't you think? -.-
ugofficial 0
your a dumb kunt of a woman. he'd talking about role playing you ****
shayyyyy 0
exactly what I was thinking
shazzahllala 0
Ouch. FYL.
shazzahllala 0
Unless he was just kidding... :S
hecuva 0
My boyfriend does the same thing a lot, well more he just talks about how he wants other people with us. Then after he says that he was just saying it in the heat of the moment and that he doesn't actually want it to happen. Or that he just wants me to sleep with them because he thinks it would be hot to watch... oi
CL41RE 0
That's sucks, but I'm getting tired of all these 'hot and heavy' fmls.
emilysanftwsom 0
Nah, don't dump him. I'm sick of all these whiny girlfriend FMLs. I hope he dumps you. EDIT: This was meant to be a reply to #1. :S
fckinbowdown 0
you should have said ok and let's also pretend that you don't have a small dick!
untoldfame 3
so......who did you pretend to be?
Masta_Blasta 0
yeah, who?
fjretsel 1
make him take it up the ass and ask him to say "holy smokes Batman"!!!!
jessicax0 0
Wow, did he elaborate?
ram1212 0
i was reading magzine suddenly i have a idea came in the my mind i want to tell you only alone..........
bubblemari 2
Lol, what a bitch thinking about another bitch when ur in bed with him! ha super *****
redbluegreen 41
Did he try to call you Brittany? If so, it's really time to dump him and move on. He can't be helped.
noncomposmentis 6
This is witty.
Anonanimal 0
i think he was just trying to spice things up... no biggy
griffins33 4
Ya it's called roleplaying
danielrp34 7
mmmm He knows how to talk dirty.
timtam24 0
yep, pretty sure reading this fml turned me on. i wish someone would say that to me.
danielrp34 7
Only pretty sure? I ******* jizzed in my pants already.
timtam24 0
haha
PschedelicWan 0
LOL! FYL, but this is so funny!