Animals: Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something...

By Anonymous - 14/09/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML

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By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By Lee - 10/04/2012 03:50 - United States

Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 20:44 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike and swerved to avoid hitting a lizard. I ended up sliding into a bush and skinning myself, only to find my tires had still managed to cut the lizard to pieces. FML

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By daisythebunny1988 - 21/03/2020 00:01

Today, I was sitting in my garage with a fan on my face because it was hot when a suicidal cricket decided to jump into the blades, causing his cricket guts to be sprayed onto my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 06:29 - United States

Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML

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By Unknown - 30/06/2014 01:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML

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By tash - 24/05/2011 12:33 - Canada

Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML

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By adad - 01/02/2010 14:34 - France

Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

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Ozmat 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 9:10

wtf

blooglekoogle 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 5:46

yes yes you are. how could you not see a bunny rabbit? they're a hell of a lot bigger than a frog. I hope you go to hell for murdering innocent bunny rabbits.

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banananut 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 9:10

:o animal murderer! poor froggy...

zanguard 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 4:10

This happened to me but with baby bunny rabbit and a lawn mower. I guess I'm an animal murderer as well?

blooglekoogle 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 5:46

yes yes you are. how could you not see a bunny rabbit? they're a hell of a lot bigger than a frog. I hope you go to hell for murdering innocent bunny rabbits.

hersheykisses511 18

Saturday 6 June 2015 1:10

I"m from the country and grass grows fast. It's very easy not to see little animals. I once accidentally chopped of a baby Bunny's nose because it was half nestled in a burrow and I was on a lawn mower, cutting very tall grass.

Ozmat 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 9:10

wtf

Infamous_Hawk 6

Wednesday 15 September 2010 9:11

glowstixx once I was playing football so it wax a waterbreak and a frog was in my helmet....large WTF moment

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 15 September 2010 14:52

Probably the grass was high enough so that he couldn't see the frog.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 15 September 2010 19:42

Some animals fright response is to stay still in order not to be noticed. They try to blend in with the surroundings. I've chopped up my fair share of frogs to testify that they don't always jump out of the way. At least not always fast enough.