By kerry - 20/01/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML
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jc21_fml 1

was it cooked?

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Djoooiz 0

That's nasty..

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Djoooiz 0

That's nasty..

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Philosophic 0

It's called "planning". Conserving food is very vital. :)

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Youser 0

well if you weren't high yesterday you'd remebered. 

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De3z 0

maby it was a maggot?

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ncvolley123 8

that's hardly an FML!

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tellithowitis 13

maybe it wasn't rice??

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uhohuscrewedup 0

agree with hotanimegirl. take a shower please

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moneypenny_fml 0

wow.... I don't even know what to say to that other than how Is your life ******? pick it out and throw it away and move on with life, it's not that devastating.

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jc21_fml 1

was it cooked?

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Fumbles88 0

disgusting.

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Mikeymikey 4

well taking a shower would not help much if he went out, got trashed,blacked out and played with people's food or trash while in a total blackout.. you are bound to wake up with weird stuff on you. Not saying the OP did just that.. but seriously.. i'd be more worried about what's in your ass... lol Peace ;)

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lickmyjock 0

How do you know it was rice? Did you eat it?

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Idontgivedamn 0

Probably one of the sickest "FML's" out there. YTDI for not taking care of yourself. Make sure to wash behind your ears too.

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Jimboom 11

Perhaps it is a bit of belly button lint that has collected and compacted over the years and now just looks like rice? The only way to be sure is to eat it. ;)

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babybubz 0

maybe it was a maggot ....eeeeeeeeeew!

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cjammer 0

Oh wow, I think that made me throw up in my mouth a little.

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akotus 0

Oh scrumptious e.o *sarcasm*

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