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Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 9 April 2013 10:29 / France - Paris
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By  NotGabe  |  28

Halitosis? Hellitosis.

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  chlorinegreen  |  27

Halit= breath osis= abnormal condition. So he just has really bad breath. Medical terminology is a awesome class...

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  chlorinegreen  |  27

Guess I should mention I was being sarcastic.

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  NeatNit  |  32

That's from Rocko's Modern Life, isn't it? :)

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  shortvirgo13  |  6

I love you lol. (Not seriously)

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  HowieDoIt  |  21

Today: The day that follows yesterday, and immediately before tomorrow. ie: What is today but yesterday's tomorrow? No need to google.

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  stevothedevo  |  25

But weren't you first comment tho #5

By  merrilln  |  7

Can't you just say bad breath?

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  merrilln  |  7

Oh my. I didn't realize bad breath was such a touchy subject. My apologies, next time I'll put rainbows and butterflies in my comment. I'd hate to upset the sensitive members of Fuck My Life.

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It has nothing to do with sensitivity dipshit, but it has everything to do with laziness. If anyone's being "sensitive" here it's you, as you immediately went on the defense rather than admitting that you could've just looked up the word instead of wasting comment space and your own time asking the question. But hey, if that's how you feel, then commenting probably isn't for you. After all, it's not mandatory.

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  asb818  |  14

Although halitosis is just a medical term for bad breath, most people use the term when their bad breath is caused by an underlying issue like a sinus infection, rather than poor oral hygiene. My guess is the OP was probably trying to get that point across.

By  hanacurse  |  11

Maybe try breath mints?

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  cmayer  |  20

Breath mints (and gum) make your breath smell worse. The best thing for bad breath is toothpaste, floss, and a mouthwash with no alcohol in it. Use them religiously. If that doesn't work you should go to a doctor bc something is probably wrong with you. The more you know.

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  ardencred  |  7

Today in Halitosis Man: Bad Date Brian"Oh shit, this girl is Fugly, I need to ditch her, but that would be rude...hmm sound like a job for Halitosis Man"" Tada Halitosis Man to the rescue Halitosis Man: "ok Brian, quick lets change clothes, and you hide and ill go back to your table where your date sits" Gina: "oh shit Brian, your breath smells like caca, I'm out" Brian: "Thanks Halitosis Man, you saved me from that Fugly girl" Till next time kids! And remember to floss!!

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