By hihipanda - 30/8/2009 12:58 - Singapore
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
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By  Harry_Poochi  |  0

This is the part when you find out where she lives, then go to her house/apartment and kill all of her pets and family in front of her, then kill her slowly.
Works every time.

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  caramelize  |  0

Why? Sure, she's a bit of an insensitive ass, but she doesn't deserve some creep stalking her. OP shouldn't give her number to the friend at all, because chances are some other guy will come along who she likes better.