FML : Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for...

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Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hihipanda - / Sunday 30 August 2009 12:58 / Singapore

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By brill | 3

#527229 - Sunday 30 August 2009 08:28

that's so insulting :( you should give someone else her number instead of your friend :)

By brunocbreis | 0

#527227 - Sunday 30 August 2009 08:28

You're disturbingly creepy D:

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By ny1996 | 0

#527147 - Sunday 30 August 2009 08:13

first!

KiSsKiZzy | 0

#527835 - Monday 31 August 2009 12:14

agreed #2 then eat her pets for a rewarding snack!!!

By Harry_Poochi | 0

#527165 - Sunday 30 August 2009 08:16

This is the part when you find out where she lives, then go to her house/apartment and kill all of her pets and family in front of her, then kill her slowly. Works every time.

brunocbreis | 0

#527227 - Sunday 30 August 2009 08:28

You're disturbingly creepy D:

sacredpoppy | 0

#527673 - Sunday 30 August 2009 11:28

LOL. Yes. That's a fitting punishment.

Megan36 | 3

#1892624 - Sunday 26 December 2011 10:56

nice lol :P

deadlyriot101 | 7

#3207131 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 10:19

Something tells me you have experience in this category.

By DemonicAngel151 | 0

#527166 - Sunday 30 August 2009 08:16

THIRD XD

By __ColoradoSunris | 0

#527174 - Sunday 30 August 2009 08:18

FYL. That must suck.

By XRiseToFallAgain | 0

#527185 - Sunday 30 August 2009 08:20

Sorry, bro. =/

By screwtaylor | 0

#527189 - Sunday 30 August 2009 08:21

She should have gave you the rejection hotline number. It always works.. and it's always funny.

TheBigDawg | 8

#527210 - Sunday 30 August 2009 08:25

You'd think most people would recognize the Rejection Hotline numbers by now.

screwtaylor | 0

#527241 - Sunday 30 August 2009 08:31

People are still hiding in caves.

iTzSaLaD | 0

#527413 - Sunday 30 August 2009 09:23

caves with low reception.

By allysonnn | 0

#527191 - Sunday 30 August 2009 08:21

well that sucks, its okay :)

By zapskimmer | 0

#527205 - Sunday 30 August 2009 08:24

EIGHTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck all of you!

By brill | 3

#527229 - Sunday 30 August 2009 08:28

that's so insulting :( you should give someone else her number instead of your friend :)

svsafety17 | 0

#527263 - Sunday 30 August 2009 08:37

Give it to so creep in an ally way

caramelize | 0

#527338 - Sunday 30 August 2009 08:56

Why? Sure, she's a bit of an insensitive ass, but she doesn't deserve some creep stalking her. OP shouldn't give her number to the friend at all, because chances are some other guy will come along who she likes better.