FML : Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date....

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Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Squishy - / Sunday 22 August 2010 23:19 / United Kingdom

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By Freeze_fml | 16

#1288668 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:17

Just dump him. It's not complicated.

By jane14 | 0

#1288684 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:19

totally dump him.

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By Freeze_fml | 16

#1288668 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:17

Just dump him. It's not complicated.

AlesanaLTL | 0

#1288742 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:23

I agree dump, why should you even not be dumping him!?

eshhayz | 0

#1288834 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:33

tell him to grab the girls panties so you can sniff them together later and if it's still juicy make some fish soup?

956TXking | 0

#1288849 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:34

este guey

sebs_fml | 0

#1288888 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:37

well as long as it's not a date everything is fine....... wait i think he is trying to pull a fast one on you OP

Peacemaker9 | 7

#1288945 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:42

wow like that couldn't have been a bigger cue for u to dump him....op if u don't then ur just really fucken sad.

natas_fml | 13

#1288986 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:48

Furi Kuri!!! good show.

BeachPanda | 0

#1288995 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:49

well put 15

LightningLadyy | 0

#1288998 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:49

Damn, whatta jerk :P

krissy8877 | 0

#1289072 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:57

maybe it's a sisteror daughter she don't know about. I guess just ask him

starile | 19

#1289200 - Monday 23 August 2010 10:22

Yeah, I agree. Maybe it's just his sister, or another family member. So he loves her, and it's not a date!

atticuz | 2

#1289486 - Monday 23 August 2010 11:27

It looks like you shoulda used Allstate.

956TXking | 0

#1290229 - Monday 23 August 2010 03:27

why do my Spanish comments get moderated

Melgros | 0

#1290237 - Monday 23 August 2010 03:31

So what? He's a heterosexual man. He's gonna like other girls. If he's humorous, like me, then he's sarcastic, like me. If you want to date someone that loves YOU and ONLY you, and will never think anyone else is better looking, become a narcissist and go date a mirror.

rawrkittehpwnage | 0

#1290410 - Monday 23 August 2010 04:19

racists :P

956TXking | 0

#1290826 - Monday 23 August 2010 06:35

I still think it's racist whatever happened to freedom of speech smh

i_wuz_nver_here | 31

#1291011 - Monday 23 August 2010 07:04

maybe it was his mom and he wanted to see what you'd say.

twinny_sc | 13

#1291637 - Monday 23 August 2010 10:06

Maybe the other girl he loves is his mom, so that's why its not a date. Or he could just be a lying pile of dog shit.

Freeze_fml | 16

#1291705 - Monday 23 August 2010 10:26

#55 is the epitome of a douchebag.

benny2465 | 0

#1293704 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 07:16

maybe it's his mom?

superdill65 | 0

#1296833 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 10:42

freeze nice pic. flcl ftw

cj89898 | 24

#6681180 - Tuesday 30 August 2016 09:38

I read "Jump him"

By jane14 | 0

#1288684 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:19

totally dump him.

By TheNewGuy03 | 26

#1288720 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:22

wow, he didn't even try to keep a low profile and creep like other cheaters! you should keep him! (ignore me.) |the kid|

donttalkshit | 0

#1288965 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:45

what the hell? she should dump his ass.

TibbysMusic | 1

#1290139 - Monday 23 August 2010 03:10

Sarcasm.

PoopTrainDix | 0

#1291173 - Monday 23 August 2010 07:47

nice picture gay lord!

By jbiebersheart | 0

#1288727 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:23

guys are jerks.

Freeze_fml | 16

#1288745 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:23

Is that why you like Justine Beaver?

ILovesMahBridge | 0

#1288795 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:28

Hell hath no fury like a 12 year old girl scorned..... YDI

donttalkshit | 0

#1288975 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:46

I hate Justin beiber!!!! she hit me with her purse :(

OwNowBrownCow | 0

#1289081 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:58

24, did you call him a fag?

donttalkshit | 0

#1289240 - Monday 23 August 2010 10:28

is there a different word

mend0120 | 0

#1290797 - Monday 23 August 2010 06:29

BA show ( : ohhh. && yeah. I would just dump him, no doubt.

Vash_41288 | 10

#2043793 - Friday 4 February 2011 11:48

not all just most

By schwancy | 2

#1288734 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:23

I'm guessing maybe his best friend who happens to be a girl? ...don't worry it's not a date. :0)

Horsempeg | 25

#5719307 - Thursday 17 October 2013 06:17

That, or his sister or mom?

By jbiebersheart | 0

#1288752 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:25

fu** you #7. and guys are dicks to make up for the ones they dont have.

FFML_314 | 11

#1288882 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:37

No #8. All men have dicks. The "dicks" you're speaking of, still have dicks. You're confused. Stay in school.

ILovesMahBridge | 0

#1288891 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:37

Well, I think we know this one rips the hearts out of lizards for mating rituals in which she rapes a doll with a picture of justine biebers face on it. You may drown in your sorrow now that you know that Justine isn't a true being at all, but a humunculi who is out to devour your soul and your soul only. YDI