Nice try

By GregIsGreg - 29/08/2025 12:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to flirt with the supermarket cashier by saying, “Guess I’m buying enough food for two!” She smiled politely and said, “That’s nice. Will your wife help you carry it?” I said, “What wife?” only to realize I’d just exposed myself as a lonely man buying family-sized frozen lasagna. FML
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hdisnfjs91 21

Maybe she was flirting back and using that as a way to see if you were married or single!?

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DLBL 20

That's what I did in my flirting days; work the spouse into the conversation. For example, "Is your wife in the military, too?" Or, conversely, if someone is sniffing around, I'd say, "My husband is blah blah blah too!" Yeah, not subtle, but it works.

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hdisnfjs91 21

Maybe she was flirting back and using that as a way to see if you were married or single!?

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DLBL 20

That's what I did in my flirting days; work the spouse into the conversation. For example, "Is your wife in the military, too?" Or, conversely, if someone is sniffing around, I'd say, "My husband is blah blah blah too!" Yeah, not subtle, but it works.

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