By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me and left me with the responsibility of the turtle that I never wanted but she insisted we buy "together." A little bit of research has revealed that Andre will live for "at least 30 years." FML
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give it away give it away give it away now

i would just give the turtle away


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30 years huh? well too bad Andres going to have a little accident...

turtle soup is tasty

i'll take him (damn you antiflood) (damn you a second time)

Look who has a new BFF.I bet you're happy as hell :P

lol turtles are awesome

It's time for your turtle to mysteriously disappear.

Mine turtle anybody?

give it away give it away give it away now

Give it away?? HELL NO, SELL IT!

+5 internets for the RHCP reference.

Herpetological Societies take them.

i would just give the turtle away


So..Give it away. Not exactly a "FML" situation.

Except for the whole getting dumped part. But who cares about that? Obviously that is just insult to the injury of getting stuck with a turtle..

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You're sick.

I think you should keep it because if you release it into the "wild" it won't survive and giving it away will be a waste of money. Besides, they're cute! :)


333 you win the Internet and a weekend with Charlie sheen

sheesh. you can't just take care of it? feed it once a day and clean the tank once a month? is that really that difficult?

What a great reminder...

leave the turtle on her door step #9 you should do your research before you post. Turtles are very difficult animals to take care of! theyre way harder than a cat or a puppy. so be quiet! yes it rally is that difficult! and u have to clean the tank more than once a month especially if u dont have the right filters. they need lights and large tanks and all kinds of care.

It's definitely not harder than a cat or dog! I have two turtles and you have yo clean the tank once a week but it takes five seconds. Other than that you just feed them once a day. Wayyy less work than my chihuahua or extremely needy cat.

Damn, that's not so cool. It oughta be her turtle.