Miscellaneous: Nice neighborhood

Nice neighborhood

By Michaelichael - 28/03/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, I was mowing the lawn of my brand new house, located in a very nice neighborhood, when a lady in her nice white cadillac drove up and asked me, in extremely broken Spanish, if I could mow her lawn too. I'm a hispanic guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

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By Anon - 26/05/2009 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML

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By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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The art, the artist

By waltzy777 - 26/04/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML

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By anon - 20/07/2011 07:55 - Canada

Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

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By uugnfg - 27/07/2010 04:38 - United States

Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML

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By Time for a haircut - 21/05/2013 19:05 - United States

Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML

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By overthehorizon - 27/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML

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By Cowan - 06/08/2009 12:27 - Belgium

Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor… who is a cop. FML

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By Thanks Trump - 08/03/2016 22:31 - United States - New York

Today, my mom parked in a handicapped space because, "the Spanish people are taking over everything." FML

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corey_kelly 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:17

i hate racism and stereotypes

Naples 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:19

You should have said yes and then wrote "**** You" across her lane with the lawn mower.

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soohungry 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:13

Wow man, that really sucks. You should have told her to go to a place I like to call carajo xD

evanwilliams 4

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:15

How much do you charge per lawn? Must be a quite a lot for you to afford a house in a nice neighborhood.

gleidu77 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:15

what a bitch. that's so rude.

neonoodle 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:15

It was nice of her to try speaking in Spanish to you and not just in really slow English.

demonkey_fml 4

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:17

I hope you had some fun with her! She must have been completely embarrassed when you told her you had just bought the house!!

corey_kelly 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:17

i hate racism and stereotypes

acid_burn_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:17

@ #2, go to hell you racist. You should have replied in perfect english: Mow your own lawn you white elitist.

missmishi08 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:18

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Naples 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:19

You should have said yes and then wrote "**** You" across her lane with the lawn mower.

mylifesucks_alot 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:21

#6 She probably wasn't embarrassed. More like horrified. Pretty soon there won't be any white people left in America. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate all Hispanic people, just the illegal immigrants. I'm assuming if he lives in a nice neighborhood he is here legally and has a decent job (probably not a professional lawn-mower) but some of us still like to live with our own kind. Its not racism, its a psychological concept called ethnocentrism. People (of all races) tend to want to be with others like them.