Or rather she's been the one overexposed to radioactive waste making her having different thoughts.

Ruuuuuuun, it's Godzilla!

No it's because she haven't trained it enough for it to evolve yet

i wonder what sales person told her this

(Mouth keeps moving afterwards)

Tell her to get a bird. Birds are technically dinosaurs.

It's an honest mistake. I remember forgetting the radioactive waste once. Oh, the humble beginnings of my dinosaur farm...

No I had already bought that to store my one pet platypus.

I bet the Bill for that thing was pretty big ;)

Yeah that platypus cost me a fortune. Oh.. The terrarium too.

Hmm, platypus egg omelet anyone?

Perhaps if you breed the OP's GF's lizard and your platypus, their hybrid dinosaur baby will be a lickalotofpus. The perfect pet for the ladies! (:

you saw the "pus" and you couldn't help yourself, could you, enslaved? ;)

GUILTY! :) And also guilty of wanting that pet!!

Didn't know you wanted a lizard/platypus hybrid to go down on you so bad!

HOT!!!! Mind if I watch?

Cats have odd fetishes

Who said anything about the hybrid going down on me? I just want to pet a pet. Damn! Now "pet, jet, set, get, let, net, vet" words are all dancing in my mind! :P

Reptiliality?

Enslaved........ Lol. You're so reliable.

humans and apes have a common ancestor

I think the word you're looking for is brontosaurus. Unfortunately, that dinosaur no longer exists. It's been called apatosaurus for years.

Yeah I butchered its old name, thanks.

How bout a Megasauras ;p

Don't know about you guys, but I was always scared of the plesiosaurus. You thought swimming in the sea after watching Jaws was scary? Imagine having that thing in the ocean... *pees self*

I always wanted a pet compsognathus. They may be small, but you take a chicken, combine a lizard and a wallaby with the teeth of a shark and you've got one bad-ass little killer. Meanwhile, I'm still waiting on my bearded dragon to turn into a real dragon; I've no clue why the wings haven't sprouted yet!

Only "Puff the Magic Dragon" will help you see those spouting wings. :P

And people are worried about dog owners. My advise; if you get a dinosaur don't just leave them chained up in the back yard. They need to be socialized or they get mean.

hey 41, good luck grooming his beard once he hits puberty or gets sick. you'll have to duck everytime he sneezes

It must have coughed a lot!

Nice thinking. She could also walk them at Jurassic Park so they get plenty of exercise, allowing them to grow to their full potential.

Don't they sells those in the flea market? Or is it in Chinatown?

She isn't feeding them the wrong foods. Doesn't that mean she is feeding them the right foods?

doc makes typos too. hes human. ~scary thought. I know~