Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
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Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, my girlfriend called my flaccid penis her "little squishy" in a voice like Dory, and became upset when I got aroused because little squishy was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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pdp_fml 21
Is she turned on by you when you have sex? I wouldn't worry about being short, if you can satisfy her in some other way.
Frelling 0
A chode in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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Comments (222)
sgtwaffles2424 0
haha not only are u short but stubby too? sounds like great sex
Hypnos13 0
Epic fail for havin a fuzzy penis but break up with her
CptRomen 0
tell her her ****** looks like Jabba the Hutt, fat slimy and has two thin little lips.
mcintosh123 15
Tell your girlfriend that we men when we were born that we have to choose between long penis or great knowledge. Tell her you chose great knowledge simple as that :P
sleepyTHC 6
i read that and realised why black men have huge dicks and asian men are geniuses lmao
InsidiousChild 0
"hang out" ;)
ospeltz1 0
break up with that bitch
dolphincheddar 10
someone needs to order penis enlargement :)
BloodyHeel 8
Why isn't Star Wars capitalised? And why do you spell it starwars and then star wars. You're annoying.
sourgirl101 29
Damn skippy, OP! Show some respect to a great movie!
staceysgenesis16 0
haha !! wow .. nice package you got goin on there ..
underpaid011 0
make chewbacca noises when she takes her pants off. or put on a fake Australian accent and pretend your the crocodile hunter looking for the rare and elusive ******** deep in the Amazon Rain Forest. or shave. manscape. take that extra optical inch.