Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, my wife decided to end our dry spell of four months and started dry humping and kissing me in bed. Things were going well until she orgasmed from the activity and declared that she was too tired to do any more, rolled over, and fell asleep. Five months or bust. FML
Today, after a month's-long dry spell, my wife and I finally had sex. It was awkward and terrible, neither of us finished, and she muttered, "I don't know why I missed that" after we gave up. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML
Today, after my girlfriend made a huge dinner, we got frisky. About 15 minutes in, I threw up the dinner she made, all over her. She hasn’t talked to me since. FML
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Top comments
catalysty 23
maybe you should be more worried about your wife throwing up. if you care more about getting off than you do about her health I understand why you aren't having much luck in the bedroom.
peterblack67 9
What about your poor wife??? I'm guessing this is why its been more than a month.
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Comments (8)
catalysty 23
maybe you should be more worried about your wife throwing up. if you care more about getting off than you do about her health I understand why you aren't having much luck in the bedroom.
tounces7 28
Maybe. My first thought was that she was probably extremely drunk, in which case throwing up then passing out wouldn't be that unusual.
gavo 8
was she wasted??
Warp1978 15
Don't worry about that a month is nothing, it's been almost a year since my wife and I last had any type of intamacy. 😅
tounces7 28
You don't have a wife, you have a roommate.
flagbitch 8
Me and hubby have been apart for ssoooo long due to covid and travel restrictions. I understand the frustration...we have a lot of lost time to make up for!
peterblack67 9
What about your poor wife??? I'm guessing this is why its been more than a month.
Nakomai 17
Sorry. Hit the wrong button.
mando 10
once health issues are addressed, they should get on a better routine. Priorities.
Sarrah Diane 5
she's probably pregnant