Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, my girlfriend called my flaccid penis her "little squishy" in a voice like Dory, and became upset when I got aroused because little squishy was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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pdp_fml 21
Is she turned on by you when you have sex? I wouldn't worry about being short, if you can satisfy her in some other way.
Frelling 0
A chode in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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Comments (222)
ItsAllBeenDone 0
You deserve it for dating a girl who makes starwars references hahah. That was mean there is nothing wrong with that. Atleast youre having sex. You could be like 3212654 FMLs with non existent sex life so cheer up(: lol
middletin 0
LATE
Danieleb56 0
there are some things you should just never admit
Zombieslayer1 0
Tell her not to worry that her **** look weird.
joeyfingas187 0
Dammmm fyl dude lol
NPN_Scorpio 16
Say: "Make it happy enough and it will turn into a wookie."
ScoundrelDays 0
Can't believe all the guys saying he's lucky to be with her! She's tactless at the very least. And at the risk of getting heavy stuff like that is a classic power trip, convince you you won't find anyone else. That girl is one mean partner. Suggest: trim yourself (cos it's better), then dump her if she doesn't get the ego-damage/emasculation she's caused. But yeah: fyl. That'd be, er, hard, cough, to have happen to you.
kei1108 13
break up with her. she's a jerk. but then again, maybe you should've gotten to know her a little better before you banged her.. duh..
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
Very good 191!!!!
refuse2lose 0
hahaha!!!!!!