Because the gender tag thing is broken.

Just tell her when "big hard" gets his nut "little squishy" will be right back...

You got aroused from her calling your penis "little squishy"? Lol

as long as it wasn't because she said it in an underage cartoon character's voice.

I would tbh

she could have been playing with it and calling it little squishy? who knows..

Wait.. di-did you get aroused BECAUSE she called it "little squishy"?

 Don't worry Dory always forgets.

Is she 5 years old?

Does your girlfriend happen to use ifunny?

Question, OP...why are you dating an eight-year-old?

I've been there too xD 

Ummm, I think you both may have some issues...