By stun_zeed - 17/01/2017 10:00

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Today, my girlfriend called my flaccid penis her "little squishy" in a voice like Dory, and became upset when I got aroused because little squishy was gone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 094
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Just tell her when "big hard" gets his nut "little squishy" will be right back...

You got aroused from her calling your penis "little squishy"? Lol

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tapdancecolumbia 14

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Sir_Cow 17

Because the gender tag thing is broken.

Just tell her when "big hard" gets his nut "little squishy" will be right back...

You got aroused from her calling your penis "little squishy"? Lol

as long as it wasn't because she said it in an underage cartoon character's voice.

DemCherries 4

I would tbh

ashyb1705 3

she could have been playing with it and calling it little squishy? who knows..

Wait.. di-did you get aroused BECAUSE she called it "little squishy"?

species4872 19

<p>&nbsp;Don't worry Dory always forgets.</p>

Is she 5 years old?

Does your girlfriend happen to use ifunny?

Question, OP...why are you dating an eight-year-old?

<p>I've been there too xD&nbsp;</p>

dblogic 19

Ummm, I think you both may have some issues...