FML : Today, my girlfriend called my flaccid penis her "little squishy" in a voice like Dory, and became upset when I got aroused because little squishy was...

Today, my girlfriend called my flaccid penis her "little squishy" in a voice like Dory, and became upset when I got aroused because little squishy was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By stun_zeed - / Tuesday 17 January 2017 10:00 /

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By tapdancecolumbia | 13

#7390457 - Tuesday 17 January 2017 10:32

Why do I feel like most of the FMLs getting posted lately are fake?

By crudeandrudeguy | 29

#7390460 - Tuesday 17 January 2017 10:39

Just tell her when "big hard" gets his nut "little squishy" will be right back...

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By tapdancecolumbia | 13

#7390457 - Tuesday 17 January 2017 10:32

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Sir_Cow | 17

#7391302 - Wednesday 18 January 2017 13:15

Because the gender tag thing is broken.

By crudeandrudeguy | 29

#7390460 - Tuesday 17 January 2017 10:39

Just tell her when "big hard" gets his nut "little squishy" will be right back...

By Spongegar123 | 19

#7390462 - Tuesday 17 January 2017 10:42

You got aroused from her calling your penis "little squishy"? Lol

MisterEx | 28

#7390475 - Tuesday 17 January 2017 11:57

as long as it wasn't because she said it in an underage cartoon character's voice.

DemCherries | 3

#7390584 - Tuesday 17 January 2017 14:52

I would tbh

ashyb1705 | 3

#7390717 - Tuesday 17 January 2017 19:30

she could have been playing with it and calling it little squishy? who knows..

By babyblueyes | 27

#7390521 - Tuesday 17 January 2017 13:09

Wait.. di-did you get aroused BECAUSE she called it "little squishy"?

By species4872 | 19

#7390656 - Tuesday 17 January 2017 17:27

Don't worry Dory always forgets.

By Stuffaluffagus | 25

#7390670 - Tuesday 17 January 2017 18:00

Is she 5 years old?

By LordOfCheese | 10

#7390734 - Tuesday 17 January 2017 19:46

Does your girlfriend happen to use ifunny?

By LyricaSilvan | 29

#7390754 - Tuesday 17 January 2017 20:12

Question, OP...why are you dating an eight-year-old?

By Kehza | 1

#7390755 - Tuesday 17 January 2017 20:12

I've been there too xD

By dblogic | 19

#7390859 - Wednesday 18 January 2017 0:12

Ummm, I think you both may have some issues...

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