Today, my girlfriend called my flaccid penis her "little squishy" in a voice like Dory, and became upset when I got aroused because little squishy was gone. FML
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tapdancecolumbia
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Sir_Cow
| 17
Because the gender tag thing is broken.
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crudeandrudeguy
| 29
Just tell her when "big hard" gets his nut "little squishy" will be right back...
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Spongegar123
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You got aroused from her calling your penis "little squishy"? Lol
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MisterEx
| 28
as long as it wasn't because she said it in an underage cartoon character's voice.
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DemCherries
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I would tbh
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ashyb1705
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she could have been playing with it and calling it little squishy? who knows..
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babyblueyes
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Wait.. di-did you get aroused BECAUSE she called it "little squishy"?
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species4872
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Don't worry Dory always forgets.
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Stuffaluffagus
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Is she 5 years old?
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LordOfCheese
| 10
Does your girlfriend happen to use ifunny?
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LyricaSilvan
| 29
Question, OP...why are you dating an eight-year-old?
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Kehza
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I've been there too xD
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dblogic
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Ummm, I think you both may have some issues...
Why do I feel like most of the FMLs getting posted lately are fake?