Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
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Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, my girlfriend called my flaccid penis her "little squishy" in a voice like Dory, and became upset when I got aroused because little squishy was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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pdp_fml 21
Is she turned on by you when you have sex? I wouldn't worry about being short, if you can satisfy her in some other way.
Frelling 0
A chode in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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Comments (222)
PeteyPablo12308 20
Oh dear:-(
jjjjjr 0
you mean she sings the star wars theme when YOU hang out...
Igor_g5 0
I'm glad I don't have your penis.
40ozToFreedom 0
Tell her that her ****** reminds you of the ocean and sing under the sea from The Little Mermaid.
rawrchikarawr 0
oh boy :/ i heard it doesnt matter about the size its how u use it :3 could be wrong (;
psycho9631 1
it's scientifically proven women are satisfied with 8.5 cm. doesn't matter if it's visa or mastercard.
Devin91 20
you must have a chode.
chaleighrae7 4
obviously.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
lol that's hilarious
thatnucca 36
At least you guys are still together so consider yourself lucky... Cos most females would quickly trade that in for a "Han(d) Solo... Lol
mfmylifesrsly 30
hehe you got a CHOOOOODEEE! OP having a chose isn't that bad, I know this kid who had a 1" penis and it's skinny. People say it looks like a worm coming out of an apple lol. So having a chode isn't that bad because at least she can feel it when it's in her!...hopefully. lol
toxicmurder109 4
lol