Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
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Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, my girlfriend called my flaccid penis her "little squishy" in a voice like Dory, and became upset when I got aroused because little squishy was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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pdp_fml 21
Is she turned on by you when you have sex? I wouldn't worry about being short, if you can satisfy her in some other way.
Frelling 0
A chode in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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Comments (222)
SteelCladAngel 0
tell her she's loose. tell her she's got wizard sleeves insult her looks or genitals. stupid bitch I've only insulted the genitals of one guy, and that's because he had a pencil dick..
mfmylifesrsly 30
LOL I'm too nice to insult a guys penis...to his face :)
SteelCladAngel 0
I only insulted him after he stalked me, harassed me and started sending me pics of his arms and legs where he 'cut' himself to try and guilt me into going back out with him lol
SteelCladAngel 0
I only insulted him after he stalked me, harassed me and started sending me pics of his arms and legs where he 'cut' himself to try and guilt me into going back out with him lol
oglefro 6
haha shave them pubes boy
lmaoatall 6
yoda says- small penis it is play with it I won't pet it I will hhrrmm
aquariusangel420 0
THATS HILARIOUS
j_cat187 20
my dick wont fit down the chiminy, ur dick look like a kid fron the fillipine
dealwithit84 0
trim ur little monster
RomanBeauty 0
So not only is she not that funny, she kind of emasculates you whenever you are together. I'd break up with that one.
TheJester12 15
this fml reminds me of my own penis :(
perdix 31
Shave it so she'll call it R2D2.
sourgirl101 29
R2D2 looks like a Pocket Rocket!(:
RedPillSucks 33
Put on a golden condom and name it C3PO (or C3.5PO)
ScuseMePrincess 2
How can she sing the Star Wars theme? It has no words. OP, just compare her ****** to the Sarlacc. I am REALLY surprised I'm the first one to bring that up. You all need to brush up on your Star Wars.
HansHansen 8
Haha, nice one.
emmanizzer 6
bahahahaha. that would be painful....