Intimacy, Sex, Bodyshaming, Weird and Awkward: **** that guy (not literally)

**** that guy (not literally)

By Anonymous - 09/09/2022 20:30

Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML

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You deserved it 281

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 09:26 - Vietnam

Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 309

You deserved it 7 157

By FMLer - 27/05/2011 20:57 - United States

Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML

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You deserved it 62 870

Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 460

You deserved it 70 377

Giggley McGiggle

By not sexy! - 01/01/2023 12:00

Today, my husband decided to surprise me with some "sexy" manscaping. When he took his clothes off, I immediately got drier than the Sahara desert. He was going for "porn star" but instead looked like a prepubescent kid, which immediately turned me off. He then got mad at me for “ruining the mood.” FML

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You deserved it 410

By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 566

You deserved it 29 192

By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 129

You deserved it 17 969

House rules

By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 22:00

Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 176

You deserved it 1 228

By hey-o - 23/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 243

You deserved it 10 843

By diva467 - 03/10/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML

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You deserved it 15 138

Shaved

By richard - 21/03/2014 16:10 - United States - Redmond

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML

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You deserved it 8 085

cacheson 41

Friday 9 September 2022 20:34

Please let’s keep the YDI count to zero on this one for once!! Because holy shit that is not OP’s fault. …well, so much for that.

Jon Tessler 14

Friday 9 September 2022 22:57

it's your body, shave or don't shave, ithe guy sounds like a real idiot

Comments

cacheson 41

Friday 9 September 2022 20:34

Please let’s keep the YDI count to zero on this one for once!! Because holy shit that is not OP’s fault. …well, so much for that.

wtafisgoah54 4

Friday 9 September 2022 21:41

Dodged a bullet there. Only little boys like em bald. Real men know what to park on the landing strip!

Jon Tessler 14

Friday 9 September 2022 22:57

it's your body, shave or don't shave, ithe guy sounds like a real idiot

Wadlaen 23

Friday 9 September 2022 23:58

Yeah, seems you came out of it in the best way, considering the circumstances!

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 10 September 2022 0:43

Did he list his grooming preferences on his pre-date requirements for you? Such an important document!

Crowned Sataness 12

Saturday 10 September 2022 3:36

yeah guys who demand their woman be bald as a baby are very questionable and creepy. let that ship sail

J_Free_Woods 28

Saturday 10 September 2022 10:22

Is he related to my ex-husband? And eeew. *Shivers*.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 11 September 2022 4:58

I don't get the appeal of a landing strip, but that's just me. Regardless, it's your body, and this guy was being a total jerk. You definitely dodged a bullet.

Brightside86 30

Monday 12 September 2022 21:14

Seems weird to me how strongly people feel about this subject on both sides. Dating can be such a horror show: STDs, abuse, cheating, smoking, massive debt, self destructive life style etc. Feels like it should but such a non-issue for him to either accept a little body hair or for you to shave just a little. If you two can't compromise on this I wonder how would handle an actual problem.