what a bitch. fyl

Maybe she was going to dump him anyway and she just wanted him to regret it afterwards

Dodged a bullet there. Lucky you found out now rather than later, especially if you had her name tattooed on yourself.

Or if he were to wake up during the night with her doing it herself.

Lol she took "tat my name so I know it's real" (Drake) a little to seriously.

Thank god you didnt do it though.

Dafuq does God have to do with common sense? You have any idea how many insane people claim to be working for God?

I can't tell if you were failing at trying to be funny or you're one of *those* guys

It's a figure of speech dumbass

You're better off without her if she dumps you for something like that. She should understand there are better ways to show your love for her than some tattoo.

Overly attached girlfriend meme, is that you?

Overly attached girlfriend wouldn't have broken up. She would've roofied him and done the tattoo herself.

With a carving knife.

Was she willing to get one of your name?

You need to get a new girlfriend tbh. Sorry bro.

AWESOME!!!! melkozar could be on STOLEN VALOR or FML. Don't claim to be military with some bullshit on, or change your fucking picture!!!

Dump her for being overly obsessed. You might avoid some grief in the future.

Dump her back for dumping you. YEAH!

It's kind of like being fired, but yelling "NO I QUIT!" "NO I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!!!"

#50... my cousin did that... yelling "No.. i quit!". his boss responded with:"Good then we dont have to pay you any money!"

ask her to get yours tattooed on her ass

or a tramp stamp... lol

Id say you dodged a bullet. Better wasting 7 months than 7 years...

...and be dumped with her name on your chest.

And seven square inches of skin marred with a weirdo's name emblazoned on your chest.

Gotta learn to commit

What other people view as proper commitment and your views on commitment are oh so different. It's like Ivy league and community college. Are you fucking kidding me? That better be a terrible joke, sir!

Idk how you could possibly take that seriously