By NoTattoo - 12/08/2015 17:50

Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
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haileyrows 26
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Overly attached girlfriend meme, is that you?

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mynameischarles 13
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Id say you dodged a bullet. Better wasting 7 months than 7 years...

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xSen_fml 8
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what a bitch. fyl

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jguid1257 12

Maybe she was going to dump him anyway and she just wanted him to regret it afterwards

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Nessco 36
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Dodged a bullet there. Lucky you found out now rather than later, especially if you had her name tattooed on yourself.

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ptoka 20
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Or if he were to wake up during the night with her doing it herself.

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lovelockdown23 23
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Lol she took "tat my name so I know it's real" (Drake) a little to seriously.

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magiotti 10
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Thank god you didnt do it though.

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prostar9993 15
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Dafuq does God have to do with common sense? You have any idea how many insane people claim to be working for God?

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ElricMustang 23
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I can't tell if you were failing at trying to be funny or you're one of *those* guys

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scarlett3diaz 24
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It's a figure of speech dumbass

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Soverain 15

You're better off without her if she dumps you for something like that. She should understand there are better ways to show your love for her than some tattoo.

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haileyrows 26
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Overly attached girlfriend meme, is that you?

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teentee401 36
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Overly attached girlfriend wouldn't have broken up. She would've roofied him and done the tattoo herself.

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TheNewGuy03 28
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With a carving knife.

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coocookaylin 17
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Was she willing to get one of your name?

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MELKOZAR 27
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You need to get a new girlfriend tbh. Sorry bro.

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mbock 15
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AWESOME!!!! melkozar could be on STOLEN VALOR or FML. Don't claim to be military with some bullshit on, or change your fucking picture!!!

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FEATHDUCK 19
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Dump her for being overly obsessed. You might avoid some grief in the future.

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Schizomaniac 24

Dump her back for dumping you. YEAH!

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JustinJK 21

It's kind of like being fired, but yelling "NO I QUIT!" "NO I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!!!"

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VeryMuchDutch 12
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#50... my cousin did that... yelling "No.. i quit!". his boss responded with:"Good then we dont have to pay you any money!"

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flyingmind_fml 17
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ask her to get yours tattooed on her ass

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beeferjay 34
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or a tramp stamp... lol

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mynameischarles 13
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Id say you dodged a bullet. Better wasting 7 months than 7 years...

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I_Like_Dogs 28
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...and be dumped with her name on your chest.

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laden_swallow09 34
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And seven square inches of skin marred with a weirdo's name emblazoned on your chest.

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leopardwilliam 22
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Gotta learn to commit

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1dvs_bstd 41

What other people view as proper commitment and your views on commitment are oh so different. It's like Ivy league and community college. Are you fucking kidding me? That better be a terrible joke, sir!

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leopardwilliam 22
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Idk how you could possibly take that seriously

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