By ohmylordy - 29/10/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 337
You deserved it 6 655

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I'm pretty sure most guys wouldn't consider this an FML.

shortyshort21 0

maybe you guys had the same girlfriend...


I'm pretty sure most guys wouldn't consider this an FML.

crumbycool881 0

so who cares if she did this ain't an fml

crumbycool881 0

so who cares if she did this ain't an fml

If you wish to insult the logic of this FML, please do so while using proper grammar.

11 - He was able to spell correctly, so no one cares.

Mehness- you are incorrect. Clearly Blake cares. Don't minimize his feelings.

Lucky bastard. This is so not an FML. When life gives you lemons, have a threesome.

Gloritank 8

61 - I understand that. There is a saying which I repeated here. It's poor grammar to use it which is why it's rarely used.

Gloritank 8

But it is in fact still a word.

KiddNYC1O 20

The only reason to insult grammar is when you can't refute the content, have fun being a idiot the rest of your life.

KingDingALing 9

Oohhhhhh yeahhhhh, two bannanas getting it on! Gegeti gegeti, alright!

1# Maybe OP is trying to tell us that she's lesbian which would completely suck. And I assume OP didn't know she was lesbian/bisexual which sucks as well, because you expect to know that sort of things from the beginning. In other words, **** your life OP, If I was her, I'd tell you. I always tell my girlfriends I'm bi, no need to feel ashamed. If they don't like me being bi I don't want to date them.

Alright, guys, go check the dictionary (a legitimate one...) and find where it defines "ain't". I'm almost positive it's not in the dictionary, which is where the saying "ain't ain't a word" came from.

109. If you check a more recent edition of the dictionary you will see that 'ain't' is included as a word.

NettotWSecnarf 0

The OP is a guy so it seems likely that he's jealous but really I don't see why this wouldn't be a positive for him unless he's homophobic which tends to mean a lack of security in masculenity. Yay run on sentence!

#30 when god gives you lemons you find a new god

23 yes he spelled correctly ain't is a word but to be proper like 11 want you would say "is not" to be correct proper.

ShorTiE4LyFe 0

Ain't isn't a proper word, but it is still a word. And 109, it IS in the dictionary.

hobojo11 0
missawesome16 0

y the hell does anyone care it's the internet u AIN'T supposed to spell stuf correctly it's like texting

tyc1194 0

dude threesomes are awesome listen to this guy

shortyshort21 0

maybe you guys had the same girlfriend...

You are a sad lil man. Maybe you are the reason she has girlfriends?

brittanyrc 0

He doesn't say she has girlfriends, he says she has had them.

Not all straight guys would be thrilled. My boyfriend was okay with me being bisexual, but he didn't want to have a threesome (I didn't either). The thought of me being with a girl makes him jealous.

change ur picture. what kind of pose is that? The retarded giraffe?

Right, because I obviously take my pictures just for you and cater them to your specific tastes...

TheDrifter 23

It's not all straight men's fantasy. it's hard to compete against them, they know what will work on her better than most of us by virtue of experience with that anatomy.

deformedsurf 0

In that case can you take a picture of you making a fish face?

SugarBaby983 0

hey! be nice!! What is your picture? Nothing? oh, yeah it is. Atleast she doesn't care what u think and change it.

DudeImBetter 0

fyl cause your girlfriend is butch.

Just because she's bisexual doesn't mean she's butch.

jkgfdxb 0

54/nerds: I've actually read a "religious" argument claiming that God's OK with lipstick lesbians, but not butchy ones. And all male homosexual is an abomination, of course. O.o I felt nauseous just reading it.

Jane: Whoa! Man, I feel little nauseous just hearing about that. :/

TheIrishJaneDoe, I hear that a lot and it pisses me off. People saying stuff like, "If you're gay then you're gross and will go to hell. Unless you're a girl, because then that's hot" or whatever.

AMEN #84, and then bi girls have it easy, try to be abi guy :-S

Ninjasaurus18 9

Right? And they'll say "Oh, god makes no mistakes" and then you ask how gay people are going to hell then, if you're born like that and they say "God made a mistake." MAKE UP YOUR MINDS, PEOPLE!!!

hahah agreed with #1, but why do guys find that stuff so hot anyway? :S

They don't. Only the guys that think with their dicks do.

so that's what, 90% of the male population? :P

"I believe men kissin' men is an abomination, but when womens kisses womens... well that seems alright." -Early Collar

well early collar was definatly male? haha yeah but why's it alright? don't get me wrong I'm not taking a stab at gay people, just wondering why guys think girl on girl is "hot"? haha!

Honestly, watching two lesbians have sex isn't a big fantasy of mine, mostly because I don't like being able to look and not touch lol.

Girls are sexy, if there's more than one there's more the fun lol same reason I eat double stuff Oreo cookies...

i think you got a good one :) just make sure she don't get confused downstairs.

Depending on the length of the relationship, I would say FYL. However, generally speaking, dating history is a pretty early conversation.