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I would try and make some sort of joke, but the gears aren't really turning in my head
I'd make an elevator pun, but that's just beneath me. Oh alright then, I might aswell raise the level of me punning since I'm commited: Well now OP has learned to take steps to avoid elevators.
These puns are driving me up and down the walls.
That experience couldn't have possibly elevated you.
You're right about not being good at puns... Let us show you the ropes. Maybe one day you can rise to our level.
Life definitely has its ups and downs
What an uplifting experience that would have been!
I'm sure this experience was a bit of a let down and didn't elevate your opinion of the elevator mechanic and his ability.
At least you weren't with someone who would freak out and make things worse
Sounds like the beginning of a porno.
"Love in an elevator! Livin' it up when I'm goin' down!"
The elevator music would suddenly get really funky.
Supernatural is awesome o.o
@3 I read your comment the same time you were at +69 votes. FML agrees with you.
That would be cool!
Hopefully he was more helpful than your standard, panicking, elevator-bound citizen..
try the emergency phone maybe. don't firefighters have access to the emergency key ??
shouldn't he be the one person that has a key to that hatch that's never locked in movies?
You should have gone all Man vs Machine and Macgyvered your way out with the mechanic as your sidekick. Or maybe create a simple society with the mechanic as your minion. Your choice.
I got stuck in an elevator twice when I was about 5 and a bit older. I was terrified of elevators for years and I was only on there for about 1/2 hour to an hour. I can only imagine OP :/
I am afraid because every time I am in one i look at the weight capacity and then count how man fat people there are and times 250 by the amount.
Doesn't that just grind your gears
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I would try and make some sort of joke, but the gears aren't really turning in my head
Sounds like the beginning of a porno.