Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML
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nickjam19
| 5
Call the cops on them when they're in "business".
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ocramavaf
| 15
how would op prove the facts tought?
Why not just ask for a cut of the profits in exchange for silence?
Why not just ask for a cut of the profits in exchange for silence?
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alan831
| 9
Oh, probably because pimps kill those kind of people.
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ocramavaf
| 15
well not necessarily, why go down for murder instead of just sponsoring prostitution or whatever the offence is called wherever op lives
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Tolarie
| 13
Don't you mean during their "business hours"? ;D okay, bad joke is bad. I'm out.
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ManInTheMachine
| 19
*business minutes
...or minute, it depends. ;)
...or minute, it depends. ;)
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sens3sfailing
| 24
whats the rate for 10 seconds? umm, im asking for a friend...I swear...
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PinkKawaiiChic
| 10
No one likes snitches.
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Trickiest_K
| 9
Maybe you should head down and investigate, for you know, "research" ;)
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TheOnlyKittyKat
| 15
Ew... She's a hooker. What if she has an STD or something? XP
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Joe9024
| 20
Um wear a condom?? What's the difference between a hooker and a ONS..?
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TheOnlyKittyKat
| 15
Yeah, but I feel like your body (man or woman) should be more like a sacred temple, not the drive thru at McDonalds.
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LovesSushi
| 25
Does that mean you get the friends and family discount?
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MRVOlivia
| 22
sure hope so!
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Mideoyeo
| 12
Report them to your building superintendent, but if it's not directly bothering you then you could just leave it alone.
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annie_nk
| 22
It's still illegal. And needs to be reported.
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SonOfAMitch
| 14
Watch out, OP! You might get pimp slapped!
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Connect
| 10
You should see opportunity here.
Set up a condom stand in the hallway.
Set up a condom stand in the hallway.
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sirpantselot
| 22
You, sir, will go far in the modern world.
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evig_fml
| 16
I would set up some cameras and start up a new film company.
I'd name it..."$50 for the night"
I'd name it..."$50 for the night"
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igetitincum2win
| 11
your stand would have came in handy last night : )
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PandaSmile
| 24
Maybe offer chlamydia tests with purchase?
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MissMess
| 12
16 just made me gag on my coffee. Yuck.
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VorpikeII
| 17
Or pregnancy tests. Those also work. Just have an all in one stand. Condoms, Chlamydia tests, and pregnancy tests, along with whatever else you may want to add. Even T-Shirts!
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gc327072
| 29
14- name the company DTF productions. (down to fap)
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igetitincum2win
| 11
#29 promotion of safe sex is what i was thinking.that prolly didn't come across to well.
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verkaderk
| 9
Neither did that 69... ;)
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SillyGirl4602
| 23
Probably not prolly.
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oj101
| 33
Well, you know where to turn to if you're ever out of a job, and need some quick cash.
But seriously, FYL.
But seriously, FYL.
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guitarbeast
| 22
She will not only get a job, but give a job
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tp50141
| 10
I literally just went through the same experience about two hours ago, OP. Cops busted her as I was moving into my "new home"
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igetitincum2win
| 11
pimps up hoes down
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imepelepticsir
| 5
Face down ass up.
See your logic?
See your logic?
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TheOnlyKittyKat
| 15
Honestly 33, what did you expect from someone whose user name is, "I get it in, cum to win"?
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insertnameherr
| 11
I'm sorry, but I have failed to understand what message you are trying to get across.
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jwa2000
| 3
I read the name with comma over one word, "I get it in Cum, to win."
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SirCharles83
| 13
I think "imawhore" must have been taken.
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bhai33
| 9
Well then get some discounted service ;)
Set up a condom stand in the hallway.