Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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bemylove123 9
You mean ex-girlfriend?
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Wow your girlfriends a dumb bitch.
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Comments (197)
Enslaved 38
Who will she cry to after you dump her too?
jefffluffingham 5
i dunno. her ***** maybe...
ikickgingers 15
If by cry you mean have head banging sex on my living room floor... Eh I have no suggestions.
GypsyRover 0
That's a cool pic you got there! Your pussy is staring at your, ummm, pussy.
clumsychik 1
Her father... They can talk about her ex-ex-boyfriend's circumcision some more.
Omfgitsmia 15
If she's that stupid then no wonder the other guy dumped her lol
tellithowitis 13
Awkward
deepn 7
Good move on…
Mayjay122 7
And now you know why he dumped her prbly. Fyl
Blueglasscup 18
The ****? Dump her sorry ass pronto OP!
KiddNYC1O 22
Yes, you can never be too pronto in these situations.
Bman54 19
Which you follow up with: "What a coincidence! I don't want to be with you anymore either!"
chels1994 11
No way in hell would I let her in. And you do mean ex, right?
stinkFist232 3
To reiterate what has already been said, tell her to kick rocks.
GameOver008 1
She deserves more!
awagh666 14
Yeah that bitch deserves to get gang banged like right now. Yeah.
wegetrz 14
Deserves? Sounds like she might enjoy that sort of thing..Op would be better off telling her the same thing happened to him so he was actually expecting her(the last resort) to visit.
KiddNYC1O 22
More crying in life.
My_Nightmare 19
Troll much?