Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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bemylove123 9
You mean ex-girlfriend?
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Wow your girlfriends a dumb bitch.
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Comments (197)
dontsmokecrack 1
She should get died
darthrawn 0
Time for her to be single and have something to cry about after you post to Facebook why you broke up with her.
Hansemans 17
Yeah, and tag all her friends in that post. That way, many will have noticed before she has time to delete it. The more, the merrier.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
And this is where you tell us that she left your house crying because you kicked her sorry ass to the curb, right?
perdix 31
Her real boyfriend dumped her because she was cheating with you. Now, there's a different perspective.
sexxme 9
Cockslap that dumb bitch!
BikeAllDay818 6
Leave that *****
emmama19 15
What. A. Bitch. Now she has no-one.
xgetxbentx 13
Definitely seen this fml before....
bizarre_ftw 22
Break up with her then laugh, the bitch deserves it! What? Does she have brain damage?
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
OP...get the name of that asshole and make his life miserable... AND... tell her it's ok... excuse yourself for a second then go out to her car and shit on the hood... poor sand in the tank then tell her to go f#%^ herself